Yar! Avast me Hearties...
Captain Ergo cast adrift all lubbers and took no prisoners this morning in his capture of the wicked and bloody Ivan the Red:
The Dancing Jewel hast ne'er been afloat without her wheels close beside [not since 1985 during the sweet late spring squalls], and now she must look to the kindness of the Cap'n.
This turn of events be good... She's more a gypsy than ever, and the Captain's power is mighty enough to keep her on board for the time being. She'll shake her booty to keep her place, I warrant.
And it be International Talk Like A Pirate Day, swabbies. Do yer duty.