Random fun in the Sun

[tsaiguy]

So I got a question to all my favorite LJers out there? Why is it that the girls you aren't interested in are the ones who come calling? And why is it that I attract more gay males than RJ does and he makes out with more girls than I do? And why is it that I can't shelve my libido long enough to actually figure out who I would like to spend longer than one-night with? Questions for the ages....

Earlier Tonight...

X:Were you listening
M: Ummm...yah.
X:Oh really, well what was I just talking about?
M:Oh, I dunno. I'm drunk, give me a break for not remembering the past 5 minutes of conversation.
X: No you are not drunk. I almost got ran over by a semi just now. You could have been the last person I ever talked to and you wouldn't have been listening.
M:Sorry, but I am drunk. I insist my mental faculties are not entirely here on this end.
X:This semi kept on swerving...
M:Only proves why you shouldn't talk while driving...
X:Well then, I'm gonna go now.
M:Nice to talk to you again.

Earlier Today...

Random Dude-Hey, I love that patch. Bush is such a piece of shit(goes on anti-Bush rant, I agree with him and we blabber about politics for about 5 minutes) So where did you get that patch...
M: In New York, I was protesting the Republican National Convention.
Random Dude- Cool. By the way I notice the rainbow pin, that means your queer like me.
M:No dude, it's totally chill. Gotta go to class.

I'm Out,

Muff