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Now my friends have warned me against the creation of this entry but FUCK THEM, okay? I am recently back from a local tavern and WOW, do I feel good. You see this is the first time in the last three months I have partaken of such an establishment (3 times inebriated in my whole life, knock on wood!), but I still feel good enough to say this to you excellent fellows and fellowesses. Human you are the KING of mods. I am serious. Don't let anyone else get into your head about that. Drunk or not, I am still able to recognize your ability to moderate a forum and I salute you, sir. Kaete, you look fine. I don't even need to know what your hair looks like now to know that you still look way more fine than your average fine lady, so don't fret so much about your damn hair. Z, you are a lucky man and I hate you for it. Congratulations about proceeding into the adult world. You have obviously done so with about 121% more grace than I have, sir. I'm sorry the HoF got wiped out though. Fry should have switched servers a long, LONG time ago. GoblinKing I HATE you for being the better wordsmith. You do not even know how much I hate you for being able to craft infinitely more clever and engrossing passages than I. Whaler, why you gotta cut me off the list, yo? We was TIGHT! I mean granted I hardly ever posted comments, but STILL! Fionn Mac Lear, God bless you man, for adding me to your friends' list again. You are a funny, mean SOB that I would gladly buy a round for, should we ever meet in person. Angel, you are a sweetheart. Like seriously, man. You are a PRINCE. You and Sicarii might be one of the most adorable and excellent couples I have ever seen. Seriously guys, God bless. Sicarii, you are too damn funny for your own good. I hate you for it. You and Daniel, Grayson, Len, and Tony. I hate you all. Bastards!
Indiaink, lemme tell you something. You have some seriously, seriously bad shit happening to you right now. BUT you appear to be the most capable to handle it of few people I know. Seriously lady, you rock, and will continue to rock. Killjoy, I will be square with you here. I used to hate you, but my God man! You are too fine a man to hate with such good tastes as yours. You are another man I would love to buy a round for one day. Excellent brigand! Unkind fop, you have bested me! Lizzrd and Phantom, you guys are badass, okay? Like for serious, now. You are the kind of guys I would have no problem partying down with. You will be included in this massive LJ round of booze. If you ARE doing what you think you're doing with the procedure, Phantom, I hope all goes well for you. You look way too fit to have that problem anyway. Target, Max, and the Houston crew (Lally, Koto, etc)... fuck you guys for being too damn far away. Once day when I find my sober courage, I may harass you guys for some fun and hijinks. Too damn cool for your own good! Aery... you KNOW girl. You KNOW. If I forgot anyone, I only hope that I may be forgiven by light time. A drunk is not the best at remembering things, I have found. Farewell, gents and gentesses.
Indiaink, lemme tell you something. You have some seriously, seriously bad shit happening to you right now. BUT you appear to be the most capable to handle it of few people I know. Seriously lady, you rock, and will continue to rock. Killjoy, I will be square with you here. I used to hate you, but my God man! You are too fine a man to hate with such good tastes as yours. You are another man I would love to buy a round for one day. Excellent brigand! Unkind fop, you have bested me! Lizzrd and Phantom, you guys are badass, okay? Like for serious, now. You are the kind of guys I would have no problem partying down with. You will be included in this massive LJ round of booze. If you ARE doing what you think you're doing with the procedure, Phantom, I hope all goes well for you. You look way too fit to have that problem anyway. Target, Max, and the Houston crew (Lally, Koto, etc)... fuck you guys for being too damn far away. Once day when I find my sober courage, I may harass you guys for some fun and hijinks. Too damn cool for your own good! Aery... you KNOW girl. You KNOW. If I forgot anyone, I only hope that I may be forgiven by light time. A drunk is not the best at remembering things, I have found. Farewell, gents and gentesses.