[Post What If? Virus] Return of the Boy Detective! {Time Stamp 7: 22 AM}

[truthinfortune]

I can't believe I kis

This had to have been a dr

Did I hit my he

What have I been do

This can't be rea

Someone, please tell me that I somehow fell into a coma for four days, and that I only dreamed that I was a schizophrenic, love-obsessed phantom thief.

Oh god... I'm going to lock myself in my room and die of shame.

((Strikes typed then deleted.))

Comments

[satellite_idol]

So you're finally back, huh?

[truthinfortune]

I never really... left in the first place, as far as I can tell. It just felt like... there was another personality, and I believed that "Naoto" was simply a subordinate to that one that called itself "Nijuu Mensou."

1/2

[satellite_idol]

Well! At least you--

[satellite_idol]

Waaaaait... when exactly did it wear off?

[truthinfortune]

Um... sometime after midnight, I believe...

Why do you ask?

[satellite_idol]

And Kanji-kun was your last heist, right~?

[truthinfortune]

Right...

What exactly are you getting at?

[satellite_idol]

Soooo~ The spell was broken with a kiss from Kanji-kun!

[truthinfortune]

Wh-what? No! That's not it at all!

I think the effects of the virus just... happened to wear off at midnight, that's all...

[satellite_idol]

Sure, sure! It's still totally romantic~

[truthinfortune]

No, it's not!

B-Besides, I don't really... remember much about that particular kiss, anyway...

[topsiclevacuum]

WHAT

[truthinfortune]

Don't believe a word she says, Kanji-kun! It was... just very well-timed, that's all!

[topsiclevacuum]

But if you look at it that way--!

[truthinfortune]

No! Everyone affected by the virus would have regained their senses after midnight! There was nothing "special" about that kiss! That's all there is to it!

[topsiclevacuum]

Yeah! Yeah, that's right! Nothin' at all!