[Open RL |Hogwarts Virus 01]

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[Here we see Naoto sitting in the Great Hall, chatting up some friends during lunch.]

...So, I told him I'd show him where I found the book in the library. [She pops open a milk carton and drinks from it. Pulls a face.] Yuck! This milk tastes spoiled! What are they thinking, serving milk past its expiration date...? [As Naoto turns to look at the

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[promiseunbroken]

[Squalo, hearing the ruckus over at the Huflepuff table can't help but sneer. Though when he realizes what's happening there exactly, he bursts into outright laughter. A gernderswitch? From a potion? Yeah, only so many people could do that and he's got a good enough idea...]

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[Naoto turns toward the offending student, wincing a bit as another seam bursts open along his shoulder. Dammit... if he's not careful, he'll end up without a stitch of clothing on his now overly-large body.]

You think this is funny, do you?

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Hilarious! So girls dig you enough to want to turn you into a boy?

[Right, isn't that the supposed detective prince? He couldn't not take the chance to make fun of her. Especially knowing what it felt like to be slipped a potion with undesirable effects in front of everybody.]

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Sh-Shut up! [He raises his hand, clenched into a fist, and winces as another seam tears open under his arm.] It's not my fault if some people are crazy enough to believe any wild rumors floating around!

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Vooi, just because it's not your fault doesn't make it any less funny! What're you gonna do with the culprit if you find them?

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I'll have them expelled, of course! This is harassment of the highest order! Doesn't anyone realize how painful it is to have your entire skeletal structure rearranged? Huh?

[But it's apparent from the anger blazing in those blue-grey eyes that Naoto would certainly like to do more than that... even if he wouldn't outright admit it.]

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Tche. Last time someone slipped me a potion I ended up with a fractured skull and a broken jaw.

[It makes him smirk a bit, seeing that anger. But he doesn't really care what Naoto plans on doing, of anyone else is too chicken to act on their instincts that's not his problem.]

Good luck finding that culprit.

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[Naoto's eyes narrow slightly. There's definitely something suspicious about this one...]

If you know something about this, I suggest you start talking. Now.

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Or you'll what, split another seam? [He snorts, cocking his head.]

Hey, I know nothing. [Which is the truth, he doesn't know, exactly. He simply happens to have an idea who to ask for answers. But why would he share?]

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[Unfortunately, that's just what Naoto is about to do right now...]

You know something. Even if you don't know who the culprit is, you--

[As Naoto moved to approach Squalo, there is another loud tearing sound. The not-so-petite detective blushes furiously, realizing that he's just split open the seat of his pants, revealing a pair of blue striped panties...]

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[Squalo just laughs, and considering his volume most of the Great Hall will hear it. He sneers and makes to walk away, Naoto can take care of his problem on his own.]

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[Face reddened from both embarrassment and anger, Naoto stalks toward the other boy and grabs him by the collar of his cloak.]

I'm borrowing this. You don't mind, do you? [He smirks, giving a good hard yank, hoping to jerk the cloak from the other student's shoulders.]