Santa!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday out0fcontrol and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In April lady_ellinor and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Monday I bought porn for el_burracho (10 points). Last Saturday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole magicaddict's purse (30 points). Last Friday I turned docduvall in for farting in church (3 points).
Overall, I've been nice (4 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
truppenzwei