Letter to Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I gave magicaddict a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In March I gave madama a kidney (1000 points). In June I pulled glasgowprince's hair (-5 points). Last Friday I bought porn for k1tty_tails (10 points). Last Wednesday I broke docduvall's X-Box (-12 points).
Overall, I've been nice (983 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
truppenzwei