Aug 10, 2007 13:05
Dear God/Buddha/Higher Power,
I kindly request that in exchange for the many good deads I have done during the course of my existance, I be awarded:
-One bar of cadburys mint chocolate
-A set of appropriate and fitting clothes
-A new wardrobe in which to put my new clothes
-Money. Preferably lots of.
-Sirius Black and Remus Lupin action figures so that I may put them and my Giles action figure into entertaining sexual positions together
-Some decent pens for inking arty things
-A new matress which will not squash down to the width of a pound coin or hurt me
-Computers. Lots of, the makes of which are not important as long as the specs are decent
-A website, fully designed the way I picture it in my head
-A much faster internet connection
-A London t-shirt, just because...
-A copy of Perfume that isn't in French
-A new mini fridge that will not make horrible helicopter noises
-A new wallet- filled with money, please
-Alan Rickman, in his Snape costume, bearing raspberry ripple icecream
Thankyou, that will be all... for today
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