Zach's new Sport
Zach comes up with some amazing ideas sometimes. This time - he came up with a new sport (conceptually, of course. He hasn't TRIED this one...yet.)
Z: "Hey mom - know what would be cool?"
T: "What would be cool, Zach
Z:"I came up with this great new sport - I think it should be one of those Elimpid game event thingies.
T:"I'm all ears"
Z: "Yeah - it's really cool - it's called, let's see what should I call it.. EXTREME...."
T: grits teeth
Z:" Extreme Dumpster Diving! And you get on the roof of a big tall building and you have a bungee cord harness thing tied around you and you jump...and you're in a helmet so it's all safe...and you dive off the roof of the building right into the dumpster and you grab whatever you can and you spring back up into the sky and land on the roof and you get points for whoever gets the least gross thing out of the dumpster and not, like, breakin a leg or anything."
Z: Whaddaya think, Mom?"
T:"I think I should really figure out how to patent some of these ideas before Destroy Build Destroy finds out about you and steals you away to plan their season for them."