I can totally win a duel against a dime.

Jun 08, 2007 19:54


1. Your name? wallsmex
2. Confident or weak-willed? Wavering somewhere inbetween but I'll pretend I'm good.

GOTTA DIG THE GET-UP

3. How do you dress for a duel? In normal cloths :/
4. Fancy a mask/disguise of any kind? Nope.
5. What's your preferred stance? Sitting on my ass, preferably with some sort of artificial juice.
6. Do you believe that your choice of clothing will affect the outcome of
the duel? It's not your clothing, it's just you who is ugly. Maybe your face will scare them (coughYaminoMarik'sfacewrappythingcough) but they could always mind their own business.
7. And what would be your ultimate trademark item? Soda can :D Probably nothing impressionable or even noticible.

GET YOUR TIME TO DUEL ON!

8. So what's your catchy 'start the duel' phrase? ...Wait, hold on...*sip* ...just a moment more...*sip sip* ...actually, can we call this off? *sippp*
9. Any particular sayings for in-between? If the sound of sipping and disturbing sighs of ecstasy counts.
10. Your victory phrase? Go up to them, smile and say some nice lame thing, snatch their wallet, or knock them out angrily if they don't have one for they have wasted my time.
11. Loser says what? "...YOU CHEATED I KNOW YOU DID YOU ***** *** ****** AND **** ******!!!!" [or start having a mental break down because they lost to someone who doesn't know how to play this game]

PLAY YOUR CARDS...

12. What would the theme of your deck be? A combination of uesless stuff I picked up from the sidewalks.
13. Do you put your emphasis on offence or defence? Both.
14. Average it - how long do you think you would/do take on a turn? Three seconds because you can't beat someone without a strategy, or forever when I actually know how to play.
15. Here, have a shiny Egyptian God Card! Which one do you pick and why? The one that has the highest numbers because this whole thing is screwed anyways.

...AND PLAY THEM WELL

16. Do you try to trick someone into playing the game with you? If so, how far would you go/have gone? Depends on what for...if for something very important to me then I'll go until the possibility of me becoming a humiliation victim is too great.
17. All is fair in love and card games. True or false? Ahahaha that's so funny.
18. When playing the game, do you rely on fate? Fate is too deep, I don't believe in it. Try coincidence and dumb luck.
19. Luck? Card games are made of luck, no matter how good you play (coughYaminoBakuracough), so yeah.
20. Intuition? Well yeah :/
21. Friends? They won't do anything but either annoy you, screw you up because you're trying to concentrate, or give you confidence if you're that kind of person, which I'm not. I think solitude would work better, you have to make it on your own and therefore would know more about what to do (I think, did that make sense?)
22. Are you a sore loser? Welll I've never played before. I stood beside one of those tables once before snatching the opponent's card and trying to card-shuriken it into their face (I succeeded, by the way :D They actually gave me a dime because they didn't think card-shuriken was possible :/ But anyways...)
23. Is it all about winning anyway? Unless losing gives you some better deal than winning does.

...'CAUSE THE LOSER GOES TO HELL.

24. Shadow Games - danger, opportunity or something else? All of them - most probably danger though because the 'something else' would be poking at those funny eyes and trying to shove my opponent's head into the mouths.
25. Is it better to attack the body or the mind? Mind.
26. It's only fun until somebody gets hurt. True or false? Until they break and beg. Then it's really hilarious and I'll probably fall off the whatever laughing, which in turn would pain me and then it would be true.

AND FINALLY...

27. Why do you keep playing anyway? Well I kind of don't :/ Otherwise it's to get something I want.
28. And finally, what's your ultimate duelist theme song? ...I can't really find anything that would work, but it'd be totally irrelevant to dueling or contests of any kind...maybe Haha you're dead by Green Day :/

Pickable results (for voters): Vivian :: Solomon :: Seigfried :: Rex :: Odion :: Mako :: Leon :: Ishizu :: Bandit Keith :: Ryou Bakura :: Mokuba :: Tristan :: Yami Marik :: Varon :: Raphael :: Pegasus :: Dartz :: Amelda :: Yami Yugi :: Mai Valentine :: Serenity :: Rebecca :: Noa Kaiba :: Duke :: Yugi :: Yami Bakura :: Tea :: Seto Kaiba :: Marik :: Joey Wheeler

And ARGH what's wrong with me?! Why must I keep on forgetting?!

duels like mokuba

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