1.  Was in a hurry to get to one of my schools early today, stuck in 5 mph gridlock city traffic, nowhere to go. Picked up the phone to call mom. Lights, sirens blaring. They got me. Primary and only offense. $83 down the tubes. I know. I know. It's against the law and dangerous and annoying to other drivers, but waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I don't want to ( Read more... )