"Oh, are you doing magic? Let's see." said Hermionie ( Read more... )

Misread (paraphrased) as "Harry was startled when Fawkes flashed into the room carrying a creampie."

Actual line: "Fawkes flashed into his bedroom, carrying a creamy parchment envelope in his beak."

Dumbledore followed Harry into Gringott's and accompanied him up the the teller's desks ( Read more... )

Think you're having a bad day?  Consider the case of Stick Thinney, a fashion model ( Read more... )

Dystopia

Misogyny

Eukaryote

Euthanasia

Stolen from a thread on the SJGames forum:

• No longer allowed to bankai my daiklave.
• Not allowed to have Yoda appear in a dream sequence with slices of cheddar on his head, saying "Wear the cheese I do; wear me it does not."
• No longer allowed to LARP Gor.
• No longer allowed to capture trolls and use their ability of natural regeneration to create a ( Read more... )

Disclaimer: I don't own Xander, or any of the agencies. I am also not a member of any mentioned agencies.

"So, I was thinking: I would be much safer, er, it would be better, yeah; if the agent here on the Hellmouth was someone who grew up here and knows the dangers. Plus, you already have an 'in' with the Watcher's Council...."

Xander just looked ( Read more... )