one of us!

[troublesometiff]

 A few minute events. I thought I got kicked out of the bar the other night. Some dude came up to me and made a slicing motion across his neck.

"I'm cut off?!"

"Uh-huh."

"Well. OK. Do I at least have time to get my jacket?"

"Make it quick."

I left only to be found again by my friend. "What are you doing?"

"They kicked me out!"

"No they didn't. I just

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I think Obama

[ext_129687]

...and I think caramel corn.

[rscottmanley]

i believe your non-excitement over obama makes you racist?

these are uncertain times.

[anonymous]

got kicked out of the bar the other night. *sigh* that has only happened twice in the past 3 years....sadness
-Benedict Smith

[anonymous]

It is hard to comment on this, since I am barely holding down my vomit.

Women just shouldn't have the vote. Period.