Ctrl - Alt - C
When I speak of filters and firewalls and walls (oh my!), people rarely get a true understanding of the scary place my mind can be. The way it vibrates with different people will lead to different possibility spaces, but with C it seems to take a turn for the extreme sexual images. One time it was sex with straight men... but THIS time.... well, just read it for yourself:
C: Am I in the running for Slut of the Month in August?
Me: maybe... if you start branching out to other guys
C: you can only be a slut with multiple partners? How limiting
Me: well, I suppose there are other dimensions to slutting
Me: like frequency, locations, inclusion of others,
Me: and, yes, number of different partners
C: diameter of hand used?
Me: eh.... that might win you a loose/sloppy cunt award. But slut? Slut would be more like "was super loose after the gang of 20 fucked her for hours"
Me: slut requires a bit more excess
C: damn, gotta try harder
Me: it'd be like a guy sitting on a garden gnome and proclaiming himself a slut -- only if he loosed it up the old fashioned way first
C: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
C: reboot....
Me: *end zone dance*
C: that....poor gnome....
It's OK, C... you might still win for this month! Just watch out for the gnomes! :-O
C: Am I in the running for Slut of the Month in August?
Me: maybe... if you start branching out to other guys
C: you can only be a slut with multiple partners? How limiting
Me: well, I suppose there are other dimensions to slutting
Me: like frequency, locations, inclusion of others,
Me: and, yes, number of different partners
C: diameter of hand used?
Me: eh.... that might win you a loose/sloppy cunt award. But slut? Slut would be more like "was super loose after the gang of 20 fucked her for hours"
Me: slut requires a bit more excess
C: damn, gotta try harder
Me: it'd be like a guy sitting on a garden gnome and proclaiming himself a slut -- only if he loosed it up the old fashioned way first
C: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
C: reboot....
Me: *end zone dance*
C: that....poor gnome....
It's OK, C... you might still win for this month! Just watch out for the gnomes! :-O