Munch Madness
As usual, courtneydisney captured the munch goodness pretty well.
I just wanted to add that I was surprised at how often i was leering at the newbies. There was one in particular I found most yummy. Even P noticed... "Oh, is that your type?" "Well, one of them," I replied.
I also really enjoyed our conversation about "twink, otter, cub, bear.... what's the difference?" Yes, bears may look all furry and innocent and cuddly... but they have big teeth and wicked paws. And they are carnivores. Bears playing with bears -- and other woodland creatures -- is OK. But mix them with mere mortal humans and things get bloody fast. :-D
The other conversation I wanted to capture was an offshoot the bear discussion. I mentioned that part of my bear code is "s+"... denoting my slutty factor. Mind you there is an s++, but I don't qualify. This lead to scary speculation regarding just what it would take to achieve s++. :-) This offshoot was partially inspired by an IM conversation I had with lovely Peter earlier in the afternoon.
Him : I'm glad I turned out to have 'bear' genes. Im very happy that I have facial/body hair.Me : yeah, i think I'd be fairly miserable as a twink hahaMe : I prefer grumpy and hairy heheheheMe : but if you tickle me just right I'll squeal like a little schoolgirl hahahaHim : I always thought it was interesting the bear code had that 'peculiar factor' in itMe : peculiar factor? I guess I'm a little behind on my bear codeHim : http://www.resourcesforbears.com/nbcs/gennbcs.htmlHim : Look at the last oneMe : B4 c+vd-v g++ k++ q r s+ w+...Him : Now I just need to drag you to a bear event and youre setMe : *snicker* Well, you might well have to. Although I know I'd enjoy them, I'm very very unlikely to go on my own (unless I expect to know at least some people there) I can be intensely shy.Me : heck, I went to a bear sex party last year and about 45 minutes in I was still keeping an eye on the door for a quick exit.Me : It wasn't until a hot guy took notice of me and started flashing his dick that I knew I'd stay. And then i wound up getting gang fucked by 5 guys. *sigh*Me : I got an email addr and three phone numbers. But I haven't been back yet.Me : I did meet the flasher once after the party though... was hot. Had dinner with him and his partner and then the two of us went off to fuck.Me : hence the s+ Him : I enjoy bear play parties.Me : Well, the weird part for me was that it started totally social and I wasn't sure if there was going to be play. But the moment I heard a moan from the back bedroom, I excused myself by saying "I think I need to check that out"Me : and that's when I finally passed by the flasher and he said "hi there" I smiled, said hello, took hold of his dick, and said, "You wrap that up and you can deliver it anywhere you like"Me : he smiled and we were off to the racesHim : It would have been nice to gang-breed you and fill you with a group of bearsHim : (slurp)Me : I'm totally open to that.Me : The idea of a guy breeding me just got me hard. Me : The idea of laying there or being in a sling getting bred by a whole group of guys at a party makes me squirm happily in my seat.Him : Mmhh my pig pupMe : the idea of having it videotaped so I can enjoy it later, watching them fuck each other's cum out of me or it leaking out and getting fucked back in.... damn, is it time to leave the office yet? Me : yeah, it totally turns me onMe : and bonus points if I get to fluff the guys next in line as one is fucking Me : Me : at one point in the party I was on my back getting fucked by the flasher, had a dick in each hand, and an older gent was face fucking me slowlyMe : It was truly heavenMe : though if someone had started talking nasty to me it would have been a nice touch Me : when they had me bend over the edge of the bed (it was tall), one of them bit my shoulder when he came... *sigh*Me : yeah, I need to go back there when they have their next party in august...Me : so I got sidetracked and went to TMI land or you've been jacking off.... Him : I'm here. Just reading what youve been sayingMe : letting me bare my slutty soul... Forgive me Father, for I've sinned. And could you move your foot a little bit? I'm having trouble kneeling while I suck you.Me : i enjoy the cockfessionalHim : (moves the bear porn mags and his bibles out of the way for more room to fuck your mouth)Me : (starts fisting his own throat to stretch for you while you're adjusting)Me : i'm totally horny nowMe : Which is gonna be funny... because there's a munch tonight.Me : I'm gonna have to save this IM log (changing names of course) so i can put it in my blog post explaining my SLUT+++ behavior tonight hahahaHim : Ohhh my 2nd time being in your blog. Too bad we cant post a vid of us fucking hard and roughMe : and why can't we? Me : adult content just needs to be flagged Me : a video of you fucking me rough, talking nasty to me, using me, breeding me, and showing your seed leaking from me... I'd totally post thatMe : hell, I might even sign up for xtube and post it there too Him : I would enjoy making content with you for xtube...Me : so Father... what is my penance?Me : or will the sky simply open up, a lightning bolt descending to strike me down into the Hell I so richly deserve? Him : You have to take my loads, one in each end while being spanked.Me : Oh, Father.... *big grin*
So, yes... I'm not kidding that I'm an ethical slut. I am also not an indiscriminate whore. :-D I do wonder if any of the discussion squicked the newbies... but if it did they at least didn't go running for the restroom or the door... so I guess the win points for that. ;-)
I just wanted to add that I was surprised at how often i was leering at the newbies. There was one in particular I found most yummy. Even P noticed... "Oh, is that your type?" "Well, one of them," I replied.
I also really enjoyed our conversation about "twink, otter, cub, bear.... what's the difference?" Yes, bears may look all furry and innocent and cuddly... but they have big teeth and wicked paws. And they are carnivores. Bears playing with bears -- and other woodland creatures -- is OK. But mix them with mere mortal humans and things get bloody fast. :-D
The other conversation I wanted to capture was an offshoot the bear discussion. I mentioned that part of my bear code is "s+"... denoting my slutty factor. Mind you there is an s++, but I don't qualify. This lead to scary speculation regarding just what it would take to achieve s++. :-) This offshoot was partially inspired by an IM conversation I had with lovely Peter earlier in the afternoon.
Him : I'm glad I turned out to have 'bear' genes. Im very happy that I have facial/body hair.Me : yeah, i think I'd be fairly miserable as a twink hahaMe : I prefer grumpy and hairy heheheheMe : but if you tickle me just right I'll squeal like a little schoolgirl hahahaHim : I always thought it was interesting the bear code had that 'peculiar factor' in itMe : peculiar factor? I guess I'm a little behind on my bear codeHim : http://www.resourcesforbears.com/nbcs/gennbcs.htmlHim : Look at the last oneMe : B4 c+vd-v g++ k++ q r s+ w+...Him : Now I just need to drag you to a bear event and youre setMe : *snicker* Well, you might well have to. Although I know I'd enjoy them, I'm very very unlikely to go on my own (unless I expect to know at least some people there) I can be intensely shy.Me : heck, I went to a bear sex party last year and about 45 minutes in I was still keeping an eye on the door for a quick exit.Me : It wasn't until a hot guy took notice of me and started flashing his dick that I knew I'd stay. And then i wound up getting gang fucked by 5 guys. *sigh*Me : I got an email addr and three phone numbers. But I haven't been back yet.Me : I did meet the flasher once after the party though... was hot. Had dinner with him and his partner and then the two of us went off to fuck.Me : hence the s+ Him : I enjoy bear play parties.Me : Well, the weird part for me was that it started totally social and I wasn't sure if there was going to be play. But the moment I heard a moan from the back bedroom, I excused myself by saying "I think I need to check that out"Me : and that's when I finally passed by the flasher and he said "hi there" I smiled, said hello, took hold of his dick, and said, "You wrap that up and you can deliver it anywhere you like"Me : he smiled and we were off to the racesHim : It would have been nice to gang-breed you and fill you with a group of bearsHim : (slurp)Me : I'm totally open to that.Me : The idea of a guy breeding me just got me hard. Me : The idea of laying there or being in a sling getting bred by a whole group of guys at a party makes me squirm happily in my seat.Him : Mmhh my pig pupMe : the idea of having it videotaped so I can enjoy it later, watching them fuck each other's cum out of me or it leaking out and getting fucked back in.... damn, is it time to leave the office yet? Me : yeah, it totally turns me onMe : and bonus points if I get to fluff the guys next in line as one is fucking Me : Me : at one point in the party I was on my back getting fucked by the flasher, had a dick in each hand, and an older gent was face fucking me slowlyMe : It was truly heavenMe : though if someone had started talking nasty to me it would have been a nice touch Me : when they had me bend over the edge of the bed (it was tall), one of them bit my shoulder when he came... *sigh*Me : yeah, I need to go back there when they have their next party in august...Me : so I got sidetracked and went to TMI land or you've been jacking off.... Him : I'm here. Just reading what youve been sayingMe : letting me bare my slutty soul... Forgive me Father, for I've sinned. And could you move your foot a little bit? I'm having trouble kneeling while I suck you.Me : i enjoy the cockfessionalHim : (moves the bear porn mags and his bibles out of the way for more room to fuck your mouth)Me : (starts fisting his own throat to stretch for you while you're adjusting)Me : i'm totally horny nowMe : Which is gonna be funny... because there's a munch tonight.Me : I'm gonna have to save this IM log (changing names of course) so i can put it in my blog post explaining my SLUT+++ behavior tonight hahahaHim : Ohhh my 2nd time being in your blog. Too bad we cant post a vid of us fucking hard and roughMe : and why can't we? Me : adult content just needs to be flagged Me : a video of you fucking me rough, talking nasty to me, using me, breeding me, and showing your seed leaking from me... I'd totally post thatMe : hell, I might even sign up for xtube and post it there too Him : I would enjoy making content with you for xtube...Me : so Father... what is my penance?Me : or will the sky simply open up, a lightning bolt descending to strike me down into the Hell I so richly deserve? Him : You have to take my loads, one in each end while being spanked.Me : Oh, Father.... *big grin*
So, yes... I'm not kidding that I'm an ethical slut. I am also not an indiscriminate whore. :-D I do wonder if any of the discussion squicked the newbies... but if it did they at least didn't go running for the restroom or the door... so I guess the win points for that. ;-)