Fun with Phones...
I work for a large Private university in Los Angeles, with a pretty good Football team ;)
Me: ____ University Housing this is ME how can I help you?
Dumb person: I live in Columbia Hall and want to reassign.
Me: I think you want the University of South Carolina.
Me: Cheery Greeting.
DP: I want to post a roommate wanted listing.
Me: We do not take those types of listings, but you can place an ad in the campus newspaper.
DP: My friend told me there was an office on Sunset.
Me: I think you want UCLA. (uggh bruins).
Me: Cheery Greeting... Can you please hold?
DP: Well, I'm calling long distance.
Me: (noticing the person is calling the 1-800 number) You are calling the 800 line.
DP: Oh, then put me on hold.
Me: ____ University Housing this is ME how can I help you?
Dumb person: I live in Columbia Hall and want to reassign.
Me: I think you want the University of South Carolina.
Me: Cheery Greeting.
DP: I want to post a roommate wanted listing.
Me: We do not take those types of listings, but you can place an ad in the campus newspaper.
DP: My friend told me there was an office on Sunset.
Me: I think you want UCLA. (uggh bruins).
Me: Cheery Greeting... Can you please hold?
DP: Well, I'm calling long distance.
Me: (noticing the person is calling the 1-800 number) You are calling the 800 line.
DP: Oh, then put me on hold.