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You know how there’s this thing where if you hold an egg is a particular way in your palm it’s supposed to be physically impossible so break it no matter how hard you squeeze it?
Well it’s bull.
I was getting my friend to try the trick when it all backfired and I ended with raw egg splattered all over me.
Not cool.
So I’ve spent a good portion of my day smelling the lingering smell of egg that can’t be washed of with just water and feeling all sticky and shit.
I hate eggs.