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Nov 26, 2006 00:37

I'm going to let all of you Christians in on a little secret -- Jews don't give a shit about Hannukah. Hannukah is really only there to keep us from killing all the Christians every December.

No, it's not the most wonderful time of the year. No, I'm not dreaming of a white Christmas.

If it's the 12 days of Christmas, how come it starts on Thanksgiving and lasts through January?

I hope the carolers come. I have my big stick waiting by the door. I welcome a lump of coal, and no -- that's not a stocking.
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