my 4th of july experience
happy friggin 4th of july.... it was a good one too... i slept til about 12 or so... then i watched the people under the stairs with my bro.... and then right as i went to pick up my phone to call linz or courtney to tell them im goin to be heading over... linz calls me! weird huh!?
so after i shower and stucff i head to courts where i first eat like 3 or 4 plates... then we go play hacky sack for a while.... which was kewl... megs boyfriend has the same style of hacky sack playing as ted.... which is great... that means hell fit into our group of friends a lot.... i like them they are kewl people even though meg is like the friggin energizer bunny when it comes to talking.... but shes still cool.... the guy that courtney hates (her uncle who has a few screws loose and false teeth) comes out there and starts saying some things in old people talk that we all pick up on every other word or so... just enough to put together what the hell he was talking about... we all had fun... especially me at his expense... at one point i started playing hacky sack... and while keeping the hacky in the air along with my shirt tucked like i was part of the fab 5 (you go girl) i was walking towards him... it was funny... had to be there though....
so we go in after courtney has a run in with syphilis on the bottom of her foot (if that doesnt start rumor i dont know what will) so she rides on linz back... has trouble at the door... and then gets thrown onto the couch..... next we figure we better do something that doesnt involve walking on a syphillis infected foot... so we play tick (at this point in time meg and he guy friend are gone she dropping him off at his car) so me linz sarah (one of their friends... shes kewl but kind of out there sometimes.... and by out there i really dont know how to explain it... its not really a bad thing but i have a feeling she has a whole world of her own sometimes... but i dont know her too well and cant judge so thats just a theory... but shes still a kewl chick... after all if you dated someone that has an english accent and calls people "bloody dwarfs" and also you know the guy at the rocky horror picture show who is dressed like a "sweet transvestite from transsexual transylvania" your a kewl kid!)
anyway me sara linz and court all play tick... it was kewl... then sara left as soon as meg came... we finished tick and played spades... me and court whooped ass OH yeah!!!! Does the happy dance Does the happy dance Does the happy dance.... i love spades... well all play again!!!!! mwahahahahaha... however i am a genius in spades... i was proven wrong on a fucking math problem... dirty sonsabitchin mutha fuckaz... ill kill them all... linz is such a crack whore let me tell ya... i owe that crack whore 5 bucks cause i was thinking in game scoring mode and not mathematical mode.... cause i was right... but i was right in spades.... not in the real world.... damn it all to hell.......
so we finish up with that... then everyone leaves courtney there with her big earlobe mother who looks like quarke from start trek deep space 9 with the kewl black guy as the captain... she also reminds me of the thing off that matt damon movie thats a cartoon where the key to saving the world is on his back or something.... (EMILY!!!! Its what sarah ross watches all the time... its her favorite character... help me out on this... i need ya!!!!!!!!!) but anyway shes a sweet lady i like her...
so off to lindseys house i go... DONT TURN RIGHT GO STRAIGHT YOU KNOW THAT THE SPEED LIMIT IS LIKE 50 OR SO YOU CAN GO FASTER.... me and linz are not afraid of one anothers singing voices.... i love it.... we always sing together in the car... but we also always have deep convos... and i did a lot of the talking this time... but she agreed with me on a lot of the things that ive been thinking... and its great to know that the way i think is justifiable sometimes... cause it gets so messed up in my head sometimes and i dont know whats up or whats down... kind of like in chess... when you think ahead so much.... and it seems like such a perfect plan... but then you realize "oh shit i just moved my queen right in the path of a pawn"... anyway i love linz... she helps me out with things... she is my sanity in human form and ill always love her for that.... <--- which that would make a good quote... maybe a little rewording but still goood!!!
so we get to linz house and play with what else!!!!!!! HEAPS of gunpowder in plastic containers and cardboard containers.... also known as fireworks.... whos idea was it to give a bunch of fucking rednecks gunpowder and a reason to light it on fire to make oh so pretty colors!?.... dumb asses!!!! especially those dumb ass that point roman candles horizontally down the street in the path of people instead of towards the sky...... huh linz... who would do such a brilliant thing? but all is good espeically when me and bill start talking about how the fireworks probably read something about hours of fun... and were both like... why dont we just tie all the wicks together throw a match and have 5 minutes wortth of the most exhilirating experience in our lives... mwahahahahahahaha.....
so now im home... bored... and if you couldnt tell 1) in a good mood and 2) crazy hyper!!!!! goddam orange soda.... even the noncaffeinated ones fuck with my ability to sleep... maybe ill go watch a mopvie..... but anyway... martin is gone... i was tlakin to him on line.... turns out hes going to drop acid and have sex.... not realy but i was just telling myself what his parents will probably think when they wake up and see 1) that hes gone 2) that there is a note saying hes at my house and 3) when his mom pages him on the walkie talkie thingy and doesnt here my dumbass comments in the background but that of the sweet kalli talking to martín.... man i am hyper... i need to stop typing but my fingers are going so fast... ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...... ok im done... but let me do a spell check first i dont want to look like my store managers dumb ass!!! but im in a good mood so i wont talk about him....
so after i shower and stucff i head to courts where i first eat like 3 or 4 plates... then we go play hacky sack for a while.... which was kewl... megs boyfriend has the same style of hacky sack playing as ted.... which is great... that means hell fit into our group of friends a lot.... i like them they are kewl people even though meg is like the friggin energizer bunny when it comes to talking.... but shes still cool.... the guy that courtney hates (her uncle who has a few screws loose and false teeth) comes out there and starts saying some things in old people talk that we all pick up on every other word or so... just enough to put together what the hell he was talking about... we all had fun... especially me at his expense... at one point i started playing hacky sack... and while keeping the hacky in the air along with my shirt tucked like i was part of the fab 5 (you go girl) i was walking towards him... it was funny... had to be there though....
so we go in after courtney has a run in with syphilis on the bottom of her foot (if that doesnt start rumor i dont know what will) so she rides on linz back... has trouble at the door... and then gets thrown onto the couch..... next we figure we better do something that doesnt involve walking on a syphillis infected foot... so we play tick (at this point in time meg and he guy friend are gone she dropping him off at his car) so me linz sarah (one of their friends... shes kewl but kind of out there sometimes.... and by out there i really dont know how to explain it... its not really a bad thing but i have a feeling she has a whole world of her own sometimes... but i dont know her too well and cant judge so thats just a theory... but shes still a kewl chick... after all if you dated someone that has an english accent and calls people "bloody dwarfs" and also you know the guy at the rocky horror picture show who is dressed like a "sweet transvestite from transsexual transylvania" your a kewl kid!)
anyway me sara linz and court all play tick... it was kewl... then sara left as soon as meg came... we finished tick and played spades... me and court whooped ass OH yeah!!!! Does the happy dance Does the happy dance Does the happy dance.... i love spades... well all play again!!!!! mwahahahahaha... however i am a genius in spades... i was proven wrong on a fucking math problem... dirty sonsabitchin mutha fuckaz... ill kill them all... linz is such a crack whore let me tell ya... i owe that crack whore 5 bucks cause i was thinking in game scoring mode and not mathematical mode.... cause i was right... but i was right in spades.... not in the real world.... damn it all to hell.......
so we finish up with that... then everyone leaves courtney there with her big earlobe mother who looks like quarke from start trek deep space 9 with the kewl black guy as the captain... she also reminds me of the thing off that matt damon movie thats a cartoon where the key to saving the world is on his back or something.... (EMILY!!!! Its what sarah ross watches all the time... its her favorite character... help me out on this... i need ya!!!!!!!!!) but anyway shes a sweet lady i like her...
so off to lindseys house i go... DONT TURN RIGHT GO STRAIGHT YOU KNOW THAT THE SPEED LIMIT IS LIKE 50 OR SO YOU CAN GO FASTER.... me and linz are not afraid of one anothers singing voices.... i love it.... we always sing together in the car... but we also always have deep convos... and i did a lot of the talking this time... but she agreed with me on a lot of the things that ive been thinking... and its great to know that the way i think is justifiable sometimes... cause it gets so messed up in my head sometimes and i dont know whats up or whats down... kind of like in chess... when you think ahead so much.... and it seems like such a perfect plan... but then you realize "oh shit i just moved my queen right in the path of a pawn"... anyway i love linz... she helps me out with things... she is my sanity in human form and ill always love her for that.... <--- which that would make a good quote... maybe a little rewording but still goood!!!
so we get to linz house and play with what else!!!!!!! HEAPS of gunpowder in plastic containers and cardboard containers.... also known as fireworks.... whos idea was it to give a bunch of fucking rednecks gunpowder and a reason to light it on fire to make oh so pretty colors!?.... dumb asses!!!! especially those dumb ass that point roman candles horizontally down the street in the path of people instead of towards the sky...... huh linz... who would do such a brilliant thing? but all is good espeically when me and bill start talking about how the fireworks probably read something about hours of fun... and were both like... why dont we just tie all the wicks together throw a match and have 5 minutes wortth of the most exhilirating experience in our lives... mwahahahahahahaha.....
so now im home... bored... and if you couldnt tell 1) in a good mood and 2) crazy hyper!!!!! goddam orange soda.... even the noncaffeinated ones fuck with my ability to sleep... maybe ill go watch a mopvie..... but anyway... martin is gone... i was tlakin to him on line.... turns out hes going to drop acid and have sex.... not realy but i was just telling myself what his parents will probably think when they wake up and see 1) that hes gone 2) that there is a note saying hes at my house and 3) when his mom pages him on the walkie talkie thingy and doesnt here my dumbass comments in the background but that of the sweet kalli talking to martín.... man i am hyper... i need to stop typing but my fingers are going so fast... ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...... ok im done... but let me do a spell check first i dont want to look like my store managers dumb ass!!! but im in a good mood so i wont talk about him....