When Jin is Bored
Title: When Jin is Bored
Pairing: None (Jin-centric)
Genre: Humour
Rating: G (totally safe)
Disclaimer: Only own the plot.
Summary: When Jin was abandoned by his band mates, he comes up with a revenge plan.
Notes/ Warnings: This is totally random and was written very quickly, it was originally suppose to be a drabble but kind of uh extended XD. Also, not properly beta'd.
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When Jin is Bored
Jin is bored. Again. I mean, you would think, if you were a famous celebrity your schedules would be jam packed and everyone would be just lining up to get your attention and you won't have to spend a second of being bored. But nooo, there was Jin, sitting on the floor of the dressing room all alone on a perfectly fine Friday. Jin sighed, huffed, pouted and folded his arms as he stared despairingly at the crumbled piece of paper on the floor;
Hi Jin!
Sorry, but we have changed the time and decided to go for our holidays one day early! We decided not to tell you since you never check your emails (do you even know how?) and your phone is broken after Yamapi spilt coffee over it. We thought you wouldn't mind and anyways you have Yamapi and Ryo to accompany you for the holidays!
Signed,
Kame, Junno, Koki, Ueda & Maru
It is just so sad, when all of your group has agreed on abandoning you just because you may not be updated with technology. Stupid so called group mates. They even took Junno! Junno! Why would the bring Junno but not him! He was so much more fun than Junno, who had his eyes practically glued to his game boy's screen. Jin glared at the caricature he had drawn of Maru with a giant nose that freakishly resembled the real life one. Next to it, he wrote “ Stupid Mr Big Nose! Ha ha!” . After he had finished drawing each and every one of the members and had written a seemingly witty comment next to every one, he leant back down with great flourish. Maybe I should become an artist some day! Jin thought happily to himself as he gazed at his artwork.
But after a few minutes of gazing, he realised that he had a much bigger problem to over come. What could he do today? It wasn't everyday he had days off, which is why he and his group had agreed to go on a holiday. But now that they had ditched him, he has a total sum of no one! Yamapi and Ryo were busy with their own groups, because they unlike him, had not been ditched by their groups. Because their group actually had nice, kind people who would actually tell everyone when their schedule had been changed! The more Jin thought about the unfairness of all this, the more worked up he got.
It wasn't fair! He was all packed and ready to go! And he was even looking forward to it! He sniffed as he stood up and began kicking all the nearby tables and chairs, venting out his anger on them.
Suddenly, a mirror fell onto the floor and shattered into a million pieces.
Oh. My. God. Jin can just imagine an extremely anger filled Kame, with his face distorted in that scary way his face gets distorted, storming up to him and shrieking in that diva voice of his and then Jin would have to go and do him some favour which would definitely include shopping and make up.
Jin sighed as he bent down to pick up the glass only to to immediately drop it after cutting his finger.
Great, he thought as he stared ruefully at the blood pooling out from the cut. It's my day off, I'm all alone, I've got a cut and no one to complain to. Just great.
And suddenly, Jin had an absolutely fabulous idea. A grin broke out on Jin's face as he began skipping gleefully around the room surveying for things he could destroy or alter. By doing this, he could get revenge on his meanie old group mates for leaving him behind and have fun at the same time! Not to mention the laughs he would be having tomorrow when they come back!
Right, first off, Kame's turn.
Jin snickered to himself, he had never had a chance to rummage in Kame's things before. But today, he would finally get to snoop around all his things and find out all his hopefully super super shocking secrets.
Jin started with Kame's dairy ( and of course Kame would have a diary) which he had found in the cupboard. For the next 20 minutes he sat silently by himself intently reading the diary. After the 20 minutes was up, his head was overflowing with secrets, from the fact that Kame waxes everyday to the fact that Kame has a crush on Ryo! Ryo of all people!
Jin smiled to himself. This is just absolutely awesomely sweet blackmail, he thought as he took a picture of the words 'I think I like Ryo' that was written clearly in Kame's small neat handwriting.
Jin looked around for more interesting things he could black mail Kame with, but all he found was more and more and even more make up including eyeliner, eye shadow, lipstick, foundation, concealer, puckers, blush and heaps more of items that he couldn't even recognise. They was just so much blackmailing things to do! But Jin finally settled on switching the hair dye black to white. Even the thought of seeing a white haired Kame brought tears of laughter to Jin's eyes,
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Junno was easy to do, he had practically no secrets at all and left all his stuff spread everywhere. But Jin knew exactly what would distress him the most.
He entered all his game cards and one by one reset each and every one of them.
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Koki. This is going to be so sweet. This was going to be revenge for all the times Koki had called him 'Fat Jin'. This was going to show him that no, he was not stupid. Oh no, he was an absolute genius!
He took several of Koki's best clothings and began cutting out holes in some certain places. Next, he tangled all of Koki's numerous accessories together in an absolutely impossible knot before dumping them all over the floor. And took one of Koki's favourite hats and placed hot glue into it, hoping that like in the book he had read, Koki would unknowingly put this on his head and make him even more bald than he already was, if that was possible.
But the best thing he found all day, was a picture of a young Koki dressed in a nurse's outfit with a pink apron.
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As Jin was looking for something to ruin or blackmail Ueda with, he found Ueda's phone instead. Jin had another marvelous idea as he browsed through Ueda's phone book, he began quickly sending out messages on Ueda's phone.
To: Nishikido Ryo
From: Ueda Tatsuya
My deeearest RYO CHAN!
I have to tell you, the thing is I love you so so so much!
I've loved you for a long time but now I am finally confessing!
Please reply!
Love,
xoxo Ueda
To: Yamashita Tomohisa
From: Ueda Tatsuya
Hi Yamapi, I would just like to say, that I personally think that Jin is much more better, hotter and more cute than you.
That's all, Bye!
To: Kato Shigeaki
From: Ueda Tatsuya
Hi, I would like to say that your new haircut looks awful!
Bye, Ueda.
To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Ueda Tatsuya
Hi, you have an ugly hair cut and your smile is too big for your face and you suck at acting, singing and dancing and just about everything!
Jin rocks your world.
Oh God, is this fun or what. Jin thinks as he scrolls through the replies.
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Jin couldn't think of what he could possibly do to Maru, so he decided that doing nothing to Maru would be the best option, after all, for Maru, probably just seeing all his band mates in tears would bring him to tears too. Plus, if Maru had nothing done to him, he would be the best suspect, and Jin would be free of all suspicions!
Jin couldn't believe his own intelligence.
By the time Jin had finished with each of the members, it was nearly night time, and he was dead tired, who would have thought playing some simple pranks could be so tiring? But Jin needed to do one more thing.
He set a little camera on the corner of the room, placed so that it could view every part of the room, but was not easily visible. The camera could then be easily connected to his TV at home, and he could view what everyone did at home, without getting personally murdered.
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The next day, continuous shrieks, screams, threats and cursing from the Kat-tun room caused everyone to gather around the room, thinking someone had been murdered. But only to find a white haired and shrieking, hysterical Kame, a wailing Junno, a cursing Koki, a fuming red faced Ueda and a stunned Maru.
Naturally Jin was no where to be seen.
But neither was Yamapi or Ryo.