Yesterday at the office, we got to talk about our “criminal pasts”. My editor asked one of my colleagues about her college indiscretions, then asked another co-worker, and another…and then skipped me ( Read more... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBh-42MLINg&feature=channel_page
Let Brandon and Logan show you.

To quote one Gawker commenter, “They need to leave some space for the Holy Ghost. AKA me.