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Well here I am in Sunnydale. Home of the big bad hellmouth. The creme de la creme of monster havens.
So where the hell are the monsters?
The most monsterous thing I've seen so far was a lady wearing a very ugly paisley shirt straight from 1985...with stretch pants. Shudder. Although this would explain how they get people to actually move here, make it look like a pretty little white picket fence town. People should know better, those are always the places where the devil takes over your house and kids. I'm actually starting up a theory that white picket fences are demon communication tools. "Here's a good place to eat, yum yum".
Although I do have to admit there's an awful lot of construction going on here. Not something you usually see in a place this size. And an army base.
I'm going to look around a little more, see if I can track down the slayer I need to thank for killing Lothos. Although I may not have heard her name right, I could swear the vamp I got the information from said "Buffy" which isn't a normal person's name. Too bad he got dusted before I could get clarification. I'll be more careful next time.
Buffy...ok like I can talk in the name department, but Buffy?
So where the hell are the monsters?
The most monsterous thing I've seen so far was a lady wearing a very ugly paisley shirt straight from 1985...with stretch pants. Shudder. Although this would explain how they get people to actually move here, make it look like a pretty little white picket fence town. People should know better, those are always the places where the devil takes over your house and kids. I'm actually starting up a theory that white picket fences are demon communication tools. "Here's a good place to eat, yum yum".
Although I do have to admit there's an awful lot of construction going on here. Not something you usually see in a place this size. And an army base.
I'm going to look around a little more, see if I can track down the slayer I need to thank for killing Lothos. Although I may not have heard her name right, I could swear the vamp I got the information from said "Buffy" which isn't a normal person's name. Too bad he got dusted before I could get clarification. I'll be more careful next time.
Buffy...ok like I can talk in the name department, but Buffy?