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Oh the weather outside is frightful, but I am so delightful and since I've no place to go, lets get a stake and go.
Hmm Still doesn't flow very well, ah well what do the monsters expect? You want musical talent go eat someone in line to audition for American Idol. Or wait, that could possibly be for singers like me. Hmm. Ok fine I don't sing I don't make good analagies but I can kill them guess that's all they really should worry about.
Hey little sis, Christmas is coming up. The parents are probably having issues with that but they're safer without me there, plus you know the whole their little baby girl is gone thing hits them harder this time of year. Ok, so I could probably help with that if I wasn't your typical male who's afraid of touchy feely stuff. Talking to you when your dead is safe, you can't make fun of me.
I never did kill Lothos like I told you I would, the new slayer after you did. Doesn't seem fair you lasted a year and she's been around 8 or 9.
Well how else would a handsome man such as myself have thrown away a promising baseball career and decided to become a monster killer? See there's good in everything. I heard that things have calmed down in the Sunnydale and LA area, obviously it's time to make my way there. Hopefully I can ask one of the new slayers (and didn't Kit say there was only one? Some kind of watcher he was, I knew he got his secret watcher decoder ring in a cereal box) about Lothos' death. Hope it was slow and ugly and involved lots and lots of bruises.
Hmm Still doesn't flow very well, ah well what do the monsters expect? You want musical talent go eat someone in line to audition for American Idol. Or wait, that could possibly be for singers like me. Hmm. Ok fine I don't sing I don't make good analagies but I can kill them guess that's all they really should worry about.
Hey little sis, Christmas is coming up. The parents are probably having issues with that but they're safer without me there, plus you know the whole their little baby girl is gone thing hits them harder this time of year. Ok, so I could probably help with that if I wasn't your typical male who's afraid of touchy feely stuff. Talking to you when your dead is safe, you can't make fun of me.
I never did kill Lothos like I told you I would, the new slayer after you did. Doesn't seem fair you lasted a year and she's been around 8 or 9.
Well how else would a handsome man such as myself have thrown away a promising baseball career and decided to become a monster killer? See there's good in everything. I heard that things have calmed down in the Sunnydale and LA area, obviously it's time to make my way there. Hopefully I can ask one of the new slayers (and didn't Kit say there was only one? Some kind of watcher he was, I knew he got his secret watcher decoder ring in a cereal box) about Lothos' death. Hope it was slow and ugly and involved lots and lots of bruises.