"Wait, Aren't You Scared?"
Oh, sweet shrieking Jesus, this is brilliant. Thank you to canuckgirl for the link. This is the same excerpt she posted that sent me over to read the entire entry:
Maybe it's just, I cast my eyes back on the last century ...
FDR: Oh, I'm sorry, was wiping out our entire Pacific fleet supposed to intimidate us? We have nothing to fear but fear itself, and right now we're coming to kick your ass with brand new destroyers riveted by waitresses. How's that going to feel?
CHURCHILL:Yeah, you keep bombing us. We'll be in the pub, flipping you off. I'mslapping Rolls-Royce engines into untested flying coffins to knock youout of the skies, and then I'm sending angry Welshmen to burn yourcountry from the Rhine to the Polish border.
US. NOW: BE AFRAID!! Oh God, the Brown Bad people could strike any moment! Theycould strike ... NOW!! AHHHH. Okay, how about .. NOW!! AAGAGAHAHAHHAG!Quick, do whatever we tell you, and believe whatever we tell you, orYOU WILL BE KILLED BY BROWN PEOPLE!! PUT DOWN THAT SIPPY CUP!!
... and I'm just a little tired of being on the wrong side of that historical arc.
Go read the rest here.
Maybe it's just, I cast my eyes back on the last century ...
FDR: Oh, I'm sorry, was wiping out our entire Pacific fleet supposed to intimidate us? We have nothing to fear but fear itself, and right now we're coming to kick your ass with brand new destroyers riveted by waitresses. How's that going to feel?
CHURCHILL:Yeah, you keep bombing us. We'll be in the pub, flipping you off. I'mslapping Rolls-Royce engines into untested flying coffins to knock youout of the skies, and then I'm sending angry Welshmen to burn yourcountry from the Rhine to the Polish border.
US. NOW: BE AFRAID!! Oh God, the Brown Bad people could strike any moment! Theycould strike ... NOW!! AHHHH. Okay, how about .. NOW!! AAGAGAHAHAHHAG!Quick, do whatever we tell you, and believe whatever we tell you, orYOU WILL BE KILLED BY BROWN PEOPLE!! PUT DOWN THAT SIPPY CUP!!
... and I'm just a little tired of being on the wrong side of that historical arc.
Go read the rest here.