Clothing is evil. There should be none of it.

May 14, 2005 19:58

As far as I am concerned, shopping has become guaranteed disappointment.  Pants: too short or too fat.  Shirts: too short or too fat.  Shoes: too short or too fat.  (See the general trend, here?)  I wish it was okay to be naked, and that everyone was fine with okay.  Why!?!

My only consolation is that I found these




beauties and they are JUST right.

But I really want to just end all shopping.  Immediately.  It is bad for me and makes me feel horrible about myself, even though I know I am probably fine.  Clothing companies just don't understand that not everyone is a "normal" height and a "normal" width.  Whatever "normal" is...?  I'm definitely not it, though.  That's for sure.

Here is one more picture
 

that pretty much sums up last night.  (2 great people and one insane person.  I'll let you decide who's who.)

Ummm...see all you lit. nerds at the Review-B-Q (Matt, I love that phrase.) tomorrow. 
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