From My Life is crap dot com
Today, I’m a bit confused…I received a text message from my mom saying: "baby, come on over; my husband isn’t here so hurry if you want to take advantage of me" - I wasn’t meant to receive this was I?…MLIC
Today, I wanted to wake up my husband in a manner that would make him happy all day if you know what I mean; it surprised him and by reflex he kneed me in the face…MLIC
Today, I was teaching my ninth grade biology class. Instead of saying "whats an organism?", I said "whats an orgasm?"…MLIC
Today, my parents used my camcorder to spice up their sex life - How do I know? They left the tape inside…MLIC
Today, I wanted to wake up my husband in a manner that would make him happy all day if you know what I mean; it surprised him and by reflex he kneed me in the face…MLIC
Today, I was teaching my ninth grade biology class. Instead of saying "whats an organism?", I said "whats an orgasm?"…MLIC
Today, my parents used my camcorder to spice up their sex life - How do I know? They left the tape inside…MLIC