*whistles*
So, a while back, your witty correspondent was talking with Ban-mun. And somehow, we got to talking about how poor Ban had to wait so effing long before he could FINALLY get laid again...that is, after lovely, wonderful wifey Rider had his gorgeous lil daughter Aradia.
So then, I started ad-libbing a little ditty about his plight.
If you're a dork like me, you'll start singing this in the same tone as those awesome commercials we love to hear on the radio.
Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Geeeeniuuuuus~)
Today we salute you. Mr. New Dad Who Wants Hot Lovin' Time.
(Mr. New Dad Who Wants Hot Lovin' Time!)
It's what brought you into the world.
It's what got you that hot babe you married.
(How'd you bend that?)
And it's what brought you that little tyke you just saw come into the world.
(Bring me a cigar, man!)
And now, after almost a year of fantasizing, you can once again be the Casanova to your lady love.
(Where are those candles?)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Sutra Master, and show her that you haven't lost that sugar daddy touch.
(Mr. New Dad Who Wants Hot Lovin' Time!)
So then, I started ad-libbing a little ditty about his plight.
If you're a dork like me, you'll start singing this in the same tone as those awesome commercials we love to hear on the radio.
Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Geeeeniuuuuus~)
Today we salute you. Mr. New Dad Who Wants Hot Lovin' Time.
(Mr. New Dad Who Wants Hot Lovin' Time!)
It's what brought you into the world.
It's what got you that hot babe you married.
(How'd you bend that?)
And it's what brought you that little tyke you just saw come into the world.
(Bring me a cigar, man!)
And now, after almost a year of fantasizing, you can once again be the Casanova to your lady love.
(Where are those candles?)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Sutra Master, and show her that you haven't lost that sugar daddy touch.
(Mr. New Dad Who Wants Hot Lovin' Time!)