In which Derek and Anna get bored
Derek says:
Okay so I'm thinking about writing a fanfic
About wtf pairings and sex
WANT TO HELP
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
A single one, or a series? 'Cause I'm doing the series thing.
Derek says:
Oh a single one
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
I'd love to help, in any case.
Derek says:
And it's not just BONUS STAGE
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
MASSIVE MULTIVERSE?!
Derek says:
It's kind of like how you have the GodotXelly
But yes
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
Yeah!
Derek says:
I'll do the actual writing and stuff but you can help me pick two victi- I mean partners
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
Ooh.
Derek says:
I have an awesome idea how to pick em too
But for now I have to do chores
I'll be right back!
*Hug*
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
k!
Derek says:
Back!
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
Yay!
Derek says:
I had some ideas while I was gone, but I'm feeling pretty sick so I'm not really in the mood to write
I can tell you my ideas though!
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
Yay!
For having ideas, not being sick.
Derek says:
Haha, yeah
Okay so basically joel invents a multiverse travelly thing
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
Oh?
Derek says:
Yeah
Joel: Hey phil come help me test my invention!
Phil: What? No! Are you insane?
Joel: ... Well. Yeah. I am.
Phil: Oh right. But still!
Joel: Oh come on! It'll be like Johnny Test! But instead of funny cartoon antics it'll be full of tragedy and lawsuits.
Phil: Lawsuits huh? Well alright.
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
XDDDDD
brb
Derek says:
K
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
back
Derek says:
Heya
And basically, it'd be three relationships between the BS universe and the PW universe
Joel and Callisto
Phil and Kay faraday
And Elly and Ema
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
AWESOME
JOELISTO
Derek says:
Yup
And Philaday
And Elma
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
YES
Derek says:
After the first part of love people I can't help but consider Elly a lesbian
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
She's bi, I think.
Hell, I'm pretty sure the first High Score episode mentioned her being bi.
Or at least willing to experiment.
Derek says:
Well I mean within my mind 8D
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
Ahh.
WEL ELLESBIAN WOULD BE HOT
*WELL
Lesbielly?
Derek says:
Oh god yes
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
ITC BS CHARACTERS' SEXUALITIES
Derek says:
Yup
WHAT IF ANDREW WAS GAY
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
Cassidy is Philasexual, but would most likely bang anyone if it meant she'd get her way/
.
THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE
SECRETLY HE WANTS TO DO
UM
CRAIG?
Derek says:
Yes
He has sexual fantasies of Craig
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
WELL WHO DOESN'T
Derek says:
Well these are especially gay
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
Ahh.
Derek says:
Like, unicorn riding naked flower frolicing gay
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
XD
Joel's omnisexual. XD He'll do anyone and anything.
Like, he goes beyond pansexual.
Derek says:
I remember when he was engaged to his office chair
*I made that up. I think*
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
I don't think they were ENGAGED, but he did appear attached to it...
Hell, I can ALMOST see Joel being straight-up gay, and being a womanizer to cover it up.
Derek says:
Haha, oh god yesw
*Yes
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
I honestly can't see Phil being anything but straight, though.
Derek says:
Yeah, seriously.
Me either
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
Rya...mostly straight, but I can kinda see her doing a girl out of desperation.
And I can see Joel programming her to be bi because LESBIANS ARE HOT
Derek says:
Oh god yes
"I THOUGHT I WAS STRAIGHT BUT I FIND MYSELF GRAVITATING TOWARDS YOUR BOOBS"
*BOOBS IN FACE*
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
XDDDDDDDDD
Jessica is almost certainly straight.
Derek says:
Yup
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
Joel also implied that June is bi, but she probably leans more towards guys (as a rule).
Derek says:
Yeah. I can see that
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
And like I said, Cassidy is straight but willing to bang anyone in order to get what she wants.
Derek says:
"Rya knows Phil secrets. I MUST BANG HER"
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
XDDDDDD
Derek says:
"The amount of phil secrets must be related to how hot our sex is. I WILL BANG HER SO HARD"
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
And Rya's all, "BUT I'M /STRAIGHT!/ I DON'T /LIKE/ VAGINAS!"
Derek says:
And then Cassidy shows Rya her Vagina
And Rya changes her mind
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
YES
i ship this because it is hot
and cassidy's prolly kinky~
Derek says:
Oh man so kinky
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
Yup.
Which is hot.
Derek says:
Yup
So then Elly finds out that Cassidy is sleeping with people who will further her goals
And tells Cassidy that sleeping with her will make Phil give up on her and gravitate more towards Cassidy
So they have hot lesbian sex
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY LESBIANS!
Derek says:
And it DOES make Phil give up on Elly
But then
Cassidy finds herself attracted to Elly
AND THEN
THEY GET GAY MARRIE'D 8D
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Derek says:
Be right back
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
k
Derek says:
Back!
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
Yay!
Derek says:
Now, with Elly and Cassidy gay marrie'd and living in Florida or something
That leaves a rift in the love dodecahedron
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
Indeed.
Derek says:
So WHO WILL HOOK UP WITH WHO
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
DUNNO
Derek says:
FIND OUT RIGHT NOW ON DEREK AND ANNA ARE BORED SHOW
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
XDDDDDD
Derek says:
Oh god I think this is going up on LJ
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
YES
Derek says:
Okay so Elly and Cassidy are having sex in disney world
They took Elly's name
CASSIDY STRIFE
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
YES
Derek says:
And so then they start a citcom
Fun with the strifes
But now we gotta figure out the other pairings
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
Yeah...
Derek says:
*Spins a bottle*
Okay
Phil...
And...
JUNE
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
YES
Derek says:
PHUNE
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
XD
Derek says:
Okay next up
Joel and Jessica because
June is with Phil now
WHICH LEAVES
Rya
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
And Andrew. XD
Derek says:
Oh god
RYANDREW
We have successfully paired up the main cast in the most wtf way possible
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
Indeed.
Derek says:
Though wait
How about this
Rya and Joel, and Jessica and Andrew?
That way it's even more fucked up
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
YES.
Derek says:
Okay awesome
We have our pairings
Elly and Cassidy, Phil and June, Andrew and Jessica, and Rya and Joel
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
Yup!
Derek says:
We have cupid'd the cast in our own evil way
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
YES
Okay so I'm thinking about writing a fanfic
About wtf pairings and sex
WANT TO HELP
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
A single one, or a series? 'Cause I'm doing the series thing.
Derek says:
Oh a single one
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
I'd love to help, in any case.
Derek says:
And it's not just BONUS STAGE
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
MASSIVE MULTIVERSE?!
Derek says:
It's kind of like how you have the GodotXelly
But yes
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
Yeah!
Derek says:
I'll do the actual writing and stuff but you can help me pick two victi- I mean partners
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
Ooh.
Derek says:
I have an awesome idea how to pick em too
But for now I have to do chores
I'll be right back!
*Hug*
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
k!
Derek says:
Back!
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
Yay!
Derek says:
I had some ideas while I was gone, but I'm feeling pretty sick so I'm not really in the mood to write
I can tell you my ideas though!
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
Yay!
For having ideas, not being sick.
Derek says:
Haha, yeah
Okay so basically joel invents a multiverse travelly thing
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
Oh?
Derek says:
Yeah
Joel: Hey phil come help me test my invention!
Phil: What? No! Are you insane?
Joel: ... Well. Yeah. I am.
Phil: Oh right. But still!
Joel: Oh come on! It'll be like Johnny Test! But instead of funny cartoon antics it'll be full of tragedy and lawsuits.
Phil: Lawsuits huh? Well alright.
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
XDDDDD
brb
Derek says:
K
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
back
Derek says:
Heya
And basically, it'd be three relationships between the BS universe and the PW universe
Joel and Callisto
Phil and Kay faraday
And Elly and Ema
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
AWESOME
JOELISTO
Derek says:
Yup
And Philaday
And Elma
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
YES
Derek says:
After the first part of love people I can't help but consider Elly a lesbian
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
She's bi, I think.
Hell, I'm pretty sure the first High Score episode mentioned her being bi.
Or at least willing to experiment.
Derek says:
Well I mean within my mind 8D
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
Ahh.
WEL ELLESBIAN WOULD BE HOT
*WELL
Lesbielly?
Derek says:
Oh god yes
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
ITC BS CHARACTERS' SEXUALITIES
Derek says:
Yup
WHAT IF ANDREW WAS GAY
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
Cassidy is Philasexual, but would most likely bang anyone if it meant she'd get her way/
.
THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE
SECRETLY HE WANTS TO DO
UM
CRAIG?
Derek says:
Yes
He has sexual fantasies of Craig
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
WELL WHO DOESN'T
Derek says:
Well these are especially gay
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
Ahh.
Derek says:
Like, unicorn riding naked flower frolicing gay
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
XD
Joel's omnisexual. XD He'll do anyone and anything.
Like, he goes beyond pansexual.
Derek says:
I remember when he was engaged to his office chair
*I made that up. I think*
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
I don't think they were ENGAGED, but he did appear attached to it...
Hell, I can ALMOST see Joel being straight-up gay, and being a womanizer to cover it up.
Derek says:
Haha, oh god yesw
*Yes
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
I honestly can't see Phil being anything but straight, though.
Derek says:
Yeah, seriously.
Me either
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
Rya...mostly straight, but I can kinda see her doing a girl out of desperation.
And I can see Joel programming her to be bi because LESBIANS ARE HOT
Derek says:
Oh god yes
"I THOUGHT I WAS STRAIGHT BUT I FIND MYSELF GRAVITATING TOWARDS YOUR BOOBS"
*BOOBS IN FACE*
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
XDDDDDDDDD
Jessica is almost certainly straight.
Derek says:
Yup
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
Joel also implied that June is bi, but she probably leans more towards guys (as a rule).
Derek says:
Yeah. I can see that
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
And like I said, Cassidy is straight but willing to bang anyone in order to get what she wants.
Derek says:
"Rya knows Phil secrets. I MUST BANG HER"
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
XDDDDDD
Derek says:
"The amount of phil secrets must be related to how hot our sex is. I WILL BANG HER SO HARD"
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
And Rya's all, "BUT I'M /STRAIGHT!/ I DON'T /LIKE/ VAGINAS!"
Derek says:
And then Cassidy shows Rya her Vagina
And Rya changes her mind
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
YES
i ship this because it is hot
and cassidy's prolly kinky~
Derek says:
Oh man so kinky
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
Yup.
Which is hot.
Derek says:
Yup
So then Elly finds out that Cassidy is sleeping with people who will further her goals
And tells Cassidy that sleeping with her will make Phil give up on her and gravitate more towards Cassidy
So they have hot lesbian sex
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY LESBIANS!
Derek says:
And it DOES make Phil give up on Elly
But then
Cassidy finds herself attracted to Elly
AND THEN
THEY GET GAY MARRIE'D 8D
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Derek says:
Be right back
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
k
Derek says:
Back!
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
Yay!
Derek says:
Now, with Elly and Cassidy gay marrie'd and living in Florida or something
That leaves a rift in the love dodecahedron
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
Indeed.
Derek says:
So WHO WILL HOOK UP WITH WHO
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
DUNNO
Derek says:
FIND OUT RIGHT NOW ON DEREK AND ANNA ARE BORED SHOW
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
XDDDDDD
Derek says:
Oh god I think this is going up on LJ
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
YES
Derek says:
Okay so Elly and Cassidy are having sex in disney world
They took Elly's name
CASSIDY STRIFE
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
YES
Derek says:
And so then they start a citcom
Fun with the strifes
But now we gotta figure out the other pairings
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
Yeah...
Derek says:
*Spins a bottle*
Okay
Phil...
And...
JUNE
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
YES
Derek says:
PHUNE
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
XD
Derek says:
Okay next up
Joel and Jessica because
June is with Phil now
WHICH LEAVES
Rya
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
And Andrew. XD
Derek says:
Oh god
RYANDREW
We have successfully paired up the main cast in the most wtf way possible
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
Indeed.
Derek says:
Though wait
How about this
Rya and Joel, and Jessica and Andrew?
That way it's even more fucked up
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
YES.
Derek says:
Okay awesome
We have our pairings
Elly and Cassidy, Phil and June, Andrew and Jessica, and Rya and Joel
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
Yup!
Derek says:
We have cupid'd the cast in our own evil way
Acey Enn - "Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion." says:
YES