[fic] four shinee drabbles.

Jul 30, 2009 15:49

I decided to write some OnKey for bulkko because she asked me to do it ages ago, but I got carried away with the prompt generator on
shinee_replay and the OnKey never happened. D: Here's the ones that I wrote though.

fountain of youth;
onew/jonghyun; pg; 225w;
onew's getting old.


Onew wakes up and looks in the mirror, stroking his face. Suddenly, his finger trails over a spot at the side of his mouth and he stops; his face blank. He pushes his face closer to the mirror and turns to the side to inspect it more closely. His mouth turns into an ‘o’ when he finally realizes what it is.

Onew. Lee Jinki. Has a wrinkle.

He panics as he pokes and claws at his face. Onew couldn’t be getting wrinkles; he’s in the prime of his youth! He moans and sobs at his reflection for 5 minutes straight, all the while thinking that he’s getting old. He tries Key’s countless face serums to get rid of it but nothing works.

He bangs his head on the mirror when Jonghyun comes in, alarmed that the leader nearly cracked their mirror. Onew spies Jonghyun out the corner of his eye and looks up; seeing that his dongsaeng’s face has a clear question mark on it. Onew pulls him closer and points at the crisis on his skin. He chuckles to himself when Onew frowns again; Jonghyun just takes his hands and pulls the corners of Onew’s mouth into a smile.

“Best medicine there is,” Jonghyun says and walks out of the room, singing softly to himself. Onew beams brightly for the rest of the day.

sex makes babies?
OT5; pg; 287w;
onew finally finds out the truth about babies.

Onew runs into the SHINee living room with an unbelieving look on his face. He stands in the middle of the room, completely disturbed. Key waves a hand in front of his face, Taemin pokes him with his pencil, Jonghyun tries to catch his attention with a song. Minho looks up from his book, an uninterested look on his face and asks, “Hyung what’s wrong?”

By this time, Onew’s face has no colour. Minho rolls his eyes when Onew doesn’t respond and goes back to reading his book. With all the fuss being made, Taemin gets up from poking the leader in his butt to go see what could’ve caused him to freeze. He checks the computer that Onew was using and realized that he was reading something that Taemin didn’t want to understand.

He walks back outside, his face pale and seeming like if he was going to throw up. Key asks, running over to his son and pulling him into a hug, “Taemin-ah! What’s wrong sweetie?”

Taemin gulps and says, “I-I think I know why hyung is like this… he just found out that sex makes babies…” Key stands back and looks at Taemin, who seems like he’s about to faint. He walks in front of Onew and scoffs at him.
“Are you serious Onew? Didn’t you know that?” Key says with an amused look on his face.

“I-I always thought the storks brought them…” Onew says faintly and then he drops to the floor of the dorm, everyone rushing to revive the leader.

Minho looks over his book at the scene going on and shakes his head slightly. He looks back down and says to himself, “Onew hyung really needs to stop reading fanfiction.”

hyung, what's fanfiction?
onew/taemin; pg; 200w;
taemin gets curious about fanfics.

After a day of practice, the SHINee boys came home very tired. Jonghyun and Minho headed straight for the bathroom, Key made something to eat and Onew was off being leaderly somewhere.

But Taemin went straight to the computer; switching it on and checking websites. Taemin eventually got bored, clicking on anything mildly interesting he saw. Then, something flashed on the search engine; a link with the information below saying, ‘this is my first SHINee fanfiction~ plz comment :)’

While clicking on it, Taemin thought anything related to SHINee was good, but that ‘fanfiction’ word… it seemed a bit iffy. So he left the computer desk to go ask someone what it was. He couldn’t find anyone but Onew, trying not to trip over anything in their room.

“Hyung… can I ask you something?” Onew was taken aback by the sudden voice of his maknae and managed to trip over his own feet when he turned around. Onew rubs his back and says, “Yeah sure, Taemin. What’s up?”

“Hyung… what’s fanfiction?” Onew’s eyes open wide and he stutters for a reply. He finally says, very eloquently, “askjasjdkhfjd KEY!”

Key ends up pulling out the plug on the computer and taking Taemin to church.

no hyung, really. there's a ghost
jongtae; pg-13 (implied onkey); 482w;
taemin sees a ghost; jonghyun's going to hell.

Taemin can’t sleep tonight. He tosses and turns in his bed, trying to get to sleep. The thunderstorm that’s raging outside the apartment doesn’t help either. The thunder and lightning booms and rolls and zigzags outside his window and Taemin hides himself under the covers.

Between trying not to think of being killed by lightning and not making any noise (because, pssh, Taemin’s a badass and he doesn’t want to see Minho pissed off and sleepy; because that’s the worst thing to have), he hears a low, moaning noise coming from somewhere.

At first he thought it was Onew and Key hyung going at it (because Taemin wasn’t stupid. That and the fact that Jonghyun keeps talking about what he saw them doing a night; something with a rather large glow stick and such) but then he realized that Key threw Onew out of his room after Onew said something bad about Key’s new, hot pink shirt.

He peeks out of his sheets and looks around; at Minho sleeping with his teddybear, at the clock saying 2am, at the ghost floating in the middle of the room, at-

Wait, what? A ghost? Taemin went cold and everything turned pale, including his bright red hair. He jumped off the bed and grabbed everything; bedsheets, pillows and all and runs into Jonghyun’s room. If he went into Key and Onew’s room, he would need therapy.

Taemin kicks Jonghyun’s bed until the singer wakes up and he looks around, surprised to see Taemin pale and shivering at the side of his bed. Jonghyun gives him a ‘what the hell are you doing’ look and Taemin explains everything.

Jonghyun gives him another look that said, ‘you don’t say.’ Taemin saw his sarcasm and said, “No hyung, really. There is a ghost.”

“And you left him inside your room to get Minho?”

“He’ll scare him off, he is sleeping after all,” Taemin says with a chuckle. A crash of lightning sounds and the both of them jump. “Can I sleep with you hyung?”

Jonghyun’s face turns into an ‘oh hell no’ and shifts on the bed to make himself more comfortable, trying to figure out how to tell him ‘fuck no, get the hell out’ when Taemin jumps into his bed and snuggles into Jonghyun’s chest.

As Taemin falls asleep dangerously close to him, Jonghyun can’t stop thinking about how that place in hell has his name on it now.

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pairing: jonghyun/taemin, type: drabble, rating: pg, pairing: onew/taemin, genre: fail!crack, fandom: shinee, pairing: ot5, pairing: onew/jonghyun

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