Condoms on the Loose
We have an epidemic on our hands. Condoms -- yes, those diminutive, passive barriers we have all come to respect and depend on -- seem to be running amok. Recently, they have shown up, unexpectedly, in a time capsule, in a happy meal, in a Tesco sandwich, and a box of 500 caused a bomb scare.
I don't want anybody to panic, but this is clearly an international trend. Our best defence is constant vigilance. Please, if you see a condom behaving in a manner that warrents concern, do not hesitate to notify the press.
I don't want anybody to panic, but this is clearly an international trend. Our best defence is constant vigilance. Please, if you see a condom behaving in a manner that warrents concern, do not hesitate to notify the press.