Feckless
"Feckless" = "1. Lacking purpose or vitality; feeble or ineffective. 2. Careless and irresponsible."
I certainly am feeling feckless today (def. 1). I am totally lacking in feck. My feck done got up and went. I am feck- (feck minus). Not enough feck to shake a stick at. If I had any less feck, I would be feck-negative. Zero feck -- that's my state. If you doubled my current feck level, I still wouldn't have any. Anybody got any feck? Cause I could certainly use some! Q: "Where's your feck?" A: "I give up! I don't have one!" (I could very well be the most feckless person on the face of the Earth.) Look, Ma: no feck! I'm the feckleast. Feck . . . need some! Overdrawn at the feck bank. "No-Feck Dave". Where are the fecks of yesteryear? If I were more feckfull I could have put up a more purposed, vital post. Even half-feckfull would be an improvement. Non-feckfulness fills my days with . . . well it doesn't fill them with feck. Anybody seen my feck? Afeckacity sucks. I been de-fecked. Defeculation is. When they were handing out feck, I musta been out taking a whizz. My feck's off ('tis but a scratch). While you're up, could you get me some feck?
I certainly am feeling feckless today (def. 1). I am totally lacking in feck. My feck done got up and went. I am feck- (feck minus). Not enough feck to shake a stick at. If I had any less feck, I would be feck-negative. Zero feck -- that's my state. If you doubled my current feck level, I still wouldn't have any. Anybody got any feck? Cause I could certainly use some! Q: "Where's your feck?" A: "I give up! I don't have one!" (I could very well be the most feckless person on the face of the Earth.) Look, Ma: no feck! I'm the feckleast. Feck . . . need some! Overdrawn at the feck bank. "No-Feck Dave". Where are the fecks of yesteryear? If I were more feckfull I could have put up a more purposed, vital post. Even half-feckfull would be an improvement. Non-feckfulness fills my days with . . . well it doesn't fill them with feck. Anybody seen my feck? Afeckacity sucks. I been de-fecked. Defeculation is. When they were handing out feck, I musta been out taking a whizz. My feck's off ('tis but a scratch). While you're up, could you get me some feck?