If your reading this, get your ass back here so I can beat it.

You know who you are, idiot.

[Sanzo is standing in the middle of the tent in his shirt and jeans, which are unbuttoned. He's obviously pissed off and glairs at the camera]

DAMNIT GOKU I TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT SO MUCH!!!! MY BODY WASN'T GOING TO TAKE IT!!!!!

[he buzzes angrily as he tries to close his pants]

Damn ape..... I'll kill you for this.

[A voice speaks after a short pause once the recording starts. It's harsh and cold, darker than Sanzo should sound.]

Ukoku.....

I'll kill that son of a bitch.

[shifting noises, a quiet sigh]

Goku. Cigarettes.

NOW.

[crumpling then the thunk as the empty pack of cigs are tossed to the ground.]