(RYODA) Cute Little Ryu part 3
Here come the lil cutie~
Ryo + Ueda = Ryu
Yamapi + Kamenashi = Sho
Sakurai + Aiba = Kei
Haha XD all of them are boys~ might add some girl later~
1~ RSVP
Ryu: Daddy, what does 'RSVP' stand for?
Nishikido: Errr...I think it means 'RESERVE SOME VALUABLE PRESENTS'
2~ Ice cream
Little Ryu asks Ueda, " can I have an ice cream, Papa?"
"No!" says Ueda.
A few minutes later, Ryu asks, " Papa, Can I have my Ice cream now?"
"No, Ryu," Ueda says.
Another few minutes pass and Ryu asks one more time, "Papa, can I have an ice cream please?"
By now Ueda is getting impatient and he says, "If I were you, I wouldn't ask again."
And little Ryu retorts, " If you were me, then I'd be you, and this wouldn't have happened."
3~ Next birthday
Uncle Koki: Ryu, how old will you be on your next birthday?
Ryu: Six
Uncle Koki: On your last birthday, how old were you?
Ryu: Four.
Uncle Koki: How can that be when you're six on your next birthday?
Ryu: That's easy! I'm five today.
4~ Grown-up Words
The kindergarten teacher told the little ones to use " grown-up words" instead of baby language. She then asked them to tell her what they did during the recent school holidays.
The first little one, Nao said he went to see his "nana". The sensei said, " No! you went to see your 'grandmother.' Use grown-up words."
The next little one, Aya said she went to trip on a 'Choo choo'. The sensei again said, "No! you went on a 'train.' That's the grown-up word."
Then the sensei asked the third little one, Ryu what he had done during the recent school holidays. He proudly stated that he had read a book, The sensei asked what book he had read. He puffed up his chest and in very adult way replied, "'WINNIE-the-SHI*T'!"
5~Embarrassing moment
Ueda was in the line at the supermarket buying some groceries one afternoon. Ryu decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. ueda was finally able to grab hold of him after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons.
ueda told him that if he did not start behaving *right now*, he would be punished. To his horror, Ryu looked Ueda in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!"
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the cashiers stopped what they were doing! Ueda mustered up the last of his dignity and walked out from the supermarket after paying the bill with Ryu in tow. The last thing he heard when the door closed behind him were screams of laughter.
Ryo + Ueda = Ryu
Yamapi + Kamenashi = Sho
Sakurai + Aiba = Kei
Haha XD all of them are boys~ might add some girl later~
1~ RSVP
Ryu: Daddy, what does 'RSVP' stand for?
Nishikido: Errr...I think it means 'RESERVE SOME VALUABLE PRESENTS'
2~ Ice cream
Little Ryu asks Ueda, " can I have an ice cream, Papa?"
"No!" says Ueda.
A few minutes later, Ryu asks, " Papa, Can I have my Ice cream now?"
"No, Ryu," Ueda says.
Another few minutes pass and Ryu asks one more time, "Papa, can I have an ice cream please?"
By now Ueda is getting impatient and he says, "If I were you, I wouldn't ask again."
And little Ryu retorts, " If you were me, then I'd be you, and this wouldn't have happened."
3~ Next birthday
Uncle Koki: Ryu, how old will you be on your next birthday?
Ryu: Six
Uncle Koki: On your last birthday, how old were you?
Ryu: Four.
Uncle Koki: How can that be when you're six on your next birthday?
Ryu: That's easy! I'm five today.
4~ Grown-up Words
The kindergarten teacher told the little ones to use " grown-up words" instead of baby language. She then asked them to tell her what they did during the recent school holidays.
The first little one, Nao said he went to see his "nana". The sensei said, " No! you went to see your 'grandmother.' Use grown-up words."
The next little one, Aya said she went to trip on a 'Choo choo'. The sensei again said, "No! you went on a 'train.' That's the grown-up word."
Then the sensei asked the third little one, Ryu what he had done during the recent school holidays. He proudly stated that he had read a book, The sensei asked what book he had read. He puffed up his chest and in very adult way replied, "'WINNIE-the-SHI*T'!"
5~Embarrassing moment
Ueda was in the line at the supermarket buying some groceries one afternoon. Ryu decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. ueda was finally able to grab hold of him after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons.
ueda told him that if he did not start behaving *right now*, he would be punished. To his horror, Ryu looked Ueda in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!"
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the cashiers stopped what they were doing! Ueda mustered up the last of his dignity and walked out from the supermarket after paying the bill with Ryu in tow. The last thing he heard when the door closed behind him were screams of laughter.