Title: Opposites Attract
Length: Doubleshots
Pairing: Yunho/Jaejoong
Genre: AU, Romance
Summary: It's the differences that complete us.
The Cradle Robber I
My Old Man Fashion King
"No!"
"It looks good on you!"
"But I'm not comfortable, it's not suitable for me, it's-"
"Then what's suitable for you?" his young lover glared at him through his bangs.
Yunho sighed for the umpteen times. "I just-"
"For god sake, it's just a shirt Yunho!"
"But you've made me wear this skinny jeans already! And- and- the shirt is..." He gulped, "It's purple."
"It's called Lavender." In an instant Jaejoong's eyes glistened. "I guess it doesn't really matter with you that people kept seeing you as an old man and thinking that you're escorting your nephew when you're walking with me."
Oh no, Yunho knew this game. He glanced at the shirt at Jaejoong's hand and cringed. He won't wear it.
"Come on Jae, I never heard about it anymore... It was long time ago, you look more mature now, we look like friends and-"
"So you're saying that I look old now? I got it." He looked at him sadly. "I just wanted you to look great, it's not that you didn't look great, but I just want to show you off to my friends. They all know that you're a National coach, but you always hide your body behind the stupid navy polo shirt. Ok, you can wear the boring polo shirt again, I guess I'll have to bear with the calling of me dating a cradle robber. You can also take off the jeans if you hate is so much although I spent a lot of money on it, at least I know that you do-"
"Jae!" Jaejoong stopped rambling. And then he sniffed. Yunho took a deep breath and knew that he was going to say something that he would regret later. But he couldn't let Jaejoong rambled some more. No matter how much he hated the outfit, he knew Jaejoong sacrificed a lot more to be with him. It's just a pair of jeans and a lavender shirt. He could wear it.
He let out a noisy breath. "Fine, I'll wear it. I'm sorry that I embarrassed you in front of your friends."
Jaejoong jumped and kissed him. "Thank you! I love you!" Gone were the tears, replaced by a grinning lover. "Now move your ass or we're going to be late." He ran to the bathroom to dress himself.
Yunho sighed again at the clothes on his hands. He's whipped.
~o~o~
Jaejoong knew that Yunho didn't like the clothes. But he couldn't help it.
His college friends kept asking him why would he hook up with a boring old man like him. They didn't know what kind of person Yunho is, they didn't know how lucky he was to have him as a lover. Yunho is everything that he look up for in a guy. More than just a lover, he's been all that Jaejoong needs. A brother, a confidante, a partner in crime... and maybe deep inside he looked at him like a father. He knew his brother did.
Junsu was just two years old when their father died, Jaejoong was six. Although the time was short, he still remembered a little about their father. But his brother didn't remember anything and a few times he indirectly complained how lucky he was to have a little memory of their father.
So he let Junsu spent a little time with them together on weekends. He saw how his brother's face lit up every time Yunho praised him for winning the track competition, or how he grinned widely when Yunho said he would come to his graduation in place of their mother. Junsu hated it when Jaejoong treated him like a kid, but he let Yunho patted his head and ruined the hairdo that he made Changmin work on for an hour.
His family had accepted Yunho with open arms, they respected him, but it's not the same for his friends. He knew he shouldn't care much about it, but was it wrong to want to show off your perfect boyfriend? Was it wrong for him to want to feel proud of his lover among his peers? He was so happy to hear his friends singing praises to his lover through the night.
"Wow, Jae... your boyfriend is hot!"
"Who knows that a guy can look so manly in lavender..."
"Did you pick the jeans for him? Great job, it fits him perfectly!"
"I guess the old man is not that bad, you guys look perfect together."
Yunho also started to loosen up being among his friends. After 3 years of living together, they accepted him like their own friends and Yunho also hung out for a drink with a few of them.
He saw some girls were making a pass at him, but he smiled proudly to see him politely shoved them away. 'Idiots, Yunho would look at anyone else but me!' he thought smugly.
If he got to make him wear the skinny jeans, he might be able to make him wear something better on his high school reunion party. He would make sure that he show up with the sexiest man on earth.
~o~o~
Yunho was fidgeting on his seat. He felt like crawling under the table and hide.
How did Jaejoong get him to wear a see through sequin to his high school reunion? He felt like crying... He knew that his lover wanted to 'accentuate' his 'perfect' body (or so he said), he wouldn't mind wearing something that's a little bit tight fitting, but a see through? Oh gosh, just what a sweet talker his lover was to be able to dress him up like this. He almost asked the bartender for a sellotape to cover his nipples!
But it looked like Jaejoong had a time of his life. His high school friends were looking at him funny when he first introduced him, but after two hours of drinking, it seemed that they all had forgotten about his age. Worse, some girls seemed to completely forgot that he came with Jaejoong too. He managed to politely turned some of them away, reminding them that he's 'taken'. Apparently Jaejoong was also one of the popular guy in school, a few girls retreated after he showed him whom he came with, while another were just as stubborn as a mule.
And this blondie chick who looked like she forgot to wear her glasses when she put on her make-up was one of them.
"Hello, handsome... I hope you don't mind a company." She slurred, holding a glass of alcohol and leaning closely to him.
He smiled at her, "I'm sorry, but my partner will returning shortly."
She put her index finger on his chest and slid it down in between the buttons. "Then I guess you really do need a company until he returned."
"I don't think Jaejoong would like to see you with me when he gets back, Miss..."
"Min Hee," she smiled seductively.
He took her glass from her grasp and tried to lead her to the sofa, "Miss Min Hee, I also think that you've drank too much. You should have a seat." He looked around to try to get some help, but everyone looked too busy to care and he couldn't see Jaejoong anywhere.
"You know, when I heard that Jaejoong is dating someone much older than him, I never thought that it would be a hot guy like you." She put her arms around him and he felt that it's getting dangerous. He tried to pry her hands off but the girl held him tighter. Just when he was about to attract the bartender's attention, he felt someone jerked the girl away from him.
"Lay off him, Min Hee! You should've knows better than to make a pass on MY MAN!"
"Hey Jaejoong, where have you been? Your man was getting lonely..." She swayed and kept her eyes on Yunho, completely ignoring his lover.
Jaejoong scowled, "You never changed, did you." He turned around and glared at him.
He lifted both hands up, "Hey, I didn't do anything to her Jae, I was just trying to get her to the sofa before she fell, I think she drank too much."
"You didn't have to be so nice, you know." He's still upset. "I guess it's also time for us to go." He pulled him to the door, "Let's get back home. I've had enough drinks and you seemed to bored yourself alone at the bar."
He smiled as he followed his lover. But just before they reached the door, Min Hee called up on Jaejoong.
"Jaejoong..." They turned around. "It's not my fault that your man looks sexy, I can see his muscles and can't help but wonder what it feels like to be und-"
He didn't get to hear her finished her sentences as he was dragged out of the bar by his lover.
He silently 'hooraying' in his mind. A jealous Jaejoong is a needy Jaejoong in bed. He's going to have a long sexy night.
~o~o~
"Hyunggggg," the three stooges marched into the living room. "Look what we found for you at the bazaar!" Junsu smiled proudly.
"Tadaaa!" He took out a pink tight fitting, v-neck shirt. "Look, this is what you should wear when we go out for our 'boys night' Hyung."
"Yes, try it out Yunho! I think it's perfect for you!" Changmin chirped as he and Yoochun practically took off the shirt that he was wearing and put on the pink shirt on him.
"Wow!" Yoochun clapped his hands, "See, I told you guys that pink looks good on him!" He told the other two boys.
"Boys, are you sure that this is my size? I mean, I can hardly move my arm and-" He cringed at the sight of his chest.
Changmin gasped, "Of course it's your size! It's perfect, I'm sure Jae-hyung can't wait to go out with you in it! It shows off your muscle and- OUCH!" He got hard smack on the back of his head.
"It's Yunho-HYUNG for you! And take it off, Yunho, I don't like it!" Jaejoong got woken up from his nap by the commotion and saw his lover wearing the shirt that the boys bought him.
Junsu frowned, "But this is nothing compared to the stuff that you made him wear before..."
"Oh, I got rid of them already, they didn't suit him after all." He replied nonchalantly.
Yoochun grinned, "Is it because Yunho looked hot in them and you're just jealous that girls were flocking him all the time?" He let out a maniacal laugh before he also got a smack on his head.
"Yunho-HYUNG, stop calling him by his name! And no, I'm not jealous, I just realize the the polo shirts suit his personality, he looked uncomfortable on those clothes anyway and-"
"I think this looks fine. Junsu was right, it looks good on me." Yunho smiled mischievously at his lover.
"Nah, I should've listened to you." He waved his hand at him. "Besides, I've bought you some new clothes yesterday, it's in the paper bag by the dresser."
Junsu ran to get it for him and shrieked as he opened the paper bag. There were 3 polo shirts in navy, charcoal and black.
"I thought these made him look like Uncle Yong!" Junsu let the paper bag fell to the floor.
"Ewww, Hyung... that's ooooldddd." Changmin scrunched his face.
"And I won't be able to get girls through him if he wear those!" Yoochun complained.
Jaejoong turned around to face the boys. "I'm sorry that I'm dating someone who looks as old as Uncle Yong, and you should've known better then to drag him around to get girls for your benefit. But as a good boyfriend I don't want to be selfish and make him feel miserable wearing clothes that doesn't suit his personality."
He turned around to fetch some water in the kitchen, Yunho followed behind.
Yunho tried to hold his laughter and back hugged his lover. "Should I thank Min Hee for changing your mind?"
"What are you talking about?" He huffed and turned around in his arms. "Don't feel proud, no she didn't change my mind and yes, I think you look better in the polo shirts, they suit your age."
He laughed and kissed him. "Whatever... "
And they kissed longer while the boys were making gagging sounds behind.
As they pulled off and exiting the kitchen, Jaejoong halted in his step and turned around. "Ah, but I keep something!"
Yunho's eyes widened. Jaejoong smiled, tiptoed to reach his ear and said, "I keep the skinny jeans, you look damn sexy with the long legs... I want to cuddle with you in it... no shirts... so maybe you want to make the boys leave now." He walked away and closed the bedroom door.
Leaving Yunho thinking of a hundred ways to get rid of the 3 boys in the living room... and prayed that the skinny jeans had been washed to make it tighter when he wears them.
~o~o~
Understanding A/N: So I decided to make this into a new verse under OPPOSITES ATTRACT LOL Didn't think that people will like it but your comments really gave me a lot of ideas.
Thanks! I hope you enjoy them ;)