Oh!Jun rabu kita~!
Yes. They have arrived, the sweet youngest/oldest relationship.
Title: Pedophile
Author: Me!
Pairing: JunxOhno
Rating: PG-13...perhaps?
Summary: I don't really know yet. Wherever my mind takes me. xD
Disclaimer:
Pedophile
[Jun and Ohno in a park together.]
"Ah. It's a nice day."
"Un. But I'm getting kinda hungry."
"Your stomach will grow if you eat again."
"Nah, maybe something else will. Hehe."
"Yeah! Your butt!"
[Jun grabs Ohno's butt.]
[A stranger yells out.]
"Hey! You! What are you doing to that boy?"
"Who? Me?"
"The tall one!"
"Me? What boy?"
"That little blonde one!"
"Eh?"
"Don't treat children that way! It's sick!"
"But he's older than me!"
"Whatever! I'm calling the police!"
[Jun and Ohno run off.]
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"Hahaha!"
"It's not funny Oh~chan!"
"Yes it is!"
"This is so bad. I can't even go out with you!"
"How 'bout I grow some facial hair, maybe that'll help."
"Try."
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[A month later...]
"Ah, it's so hot to have a beard."
"Haha."
[Jun kisses Ohno.]
[A stranger yells out again.]
"Hey!"
"Oh no, not again."
"Hey you gays!"
"Hmm?"
"No one wants to see that! Get a room!"
"Right."
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"Jun. I'm hungry. Feed me please."
"Didn't you eat like 10 minutes ago?"
"It fell."
"Fell where?! Did you clean it!?"
"It fell out the window."
[Pause.]
"Was it that bad?"
"Well, if I didn't like it."
"Good point.
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[Ohno yawns.]
"It's so early to be sleepy."
"Nah, it's my bedtime."
"It's only 5pm."
"After we go at it, it'll be my bedtime."
"You have energy for that but not to watch a movie?"
"Or I could eat again?"
"I'll get undressed."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Wanna play strip poker?"
"Wait a second."
"Okay."
[5 mins later.]
"Okay. I'm ready!"
"What the hell??"
"I know how good you are."
[Ohno has on a hat, scarves, gloves, boots, coat.]
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"It's not fair."
"What?"
"I won 5 times already and you still have on your coat."
"Ah well. I said you were too good."
"I'll get you."
~~~~~~~~~~~~
[Jun wins again. Ohno has to take off his coat.]
"Eh!?!!?"
"What?"
"You're naked under there??"
"It was a surprise."
"uwa~ It must have felt weird."
"It felt like I was superglued to the coat."
"Ewww. You must be all sweaty now!"
"Come lick it."
"Ew. Go shower."
"Aww. You're no fun Jun."
~~~~~~~~~~~~
[Ohno spying on Jun in his sleep and recording it.]
"Oh. Here we have the sleeping beauty. He doesn't know the big, bad, old wolf is filming him."
[Jun turns over.]
"Oh. Sleeping beauty is moody today, as usual. Let's go in for a closer look."
[Ohno zooms in on his face and slowly moves the camera down to his private area.]
"Eh!? He's itchy! Ah, the itchy sleeping beauty is still cute."
[Jun stretches and lays on his back. His legs in a 'v' shape.]
"Oh! My sleeping beauty is almost ripping his boxer shorts with this pose."
[Jun rubs his hands up his body, up to his face.]
"Ah, this is turning into something sensual. Is my sleepy princess awake?"
[Just then..]
"EWWWW! Really gross. Stop picking your nose!"
"Stop filming me Oh~chan. Haha."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"My turn to film Ohno."
[He sneaks into Oh~chan's private-time room.]
[Jun whispering.]
"What the hell?"
"And the princess said to the cowboy. I love you darling! Marry me and let's have 20 kids!"
"He's insane."
[Ohno was sitting inside an empty box.]
"What are you doing Ojiichan?"
"What are you doing in here?!"
"How old are you exactly?"
"Why?"
"'Cause I feel like I'm a pedophile. And a voyeur, all at once."
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"Dance for me Riida!"
"Really? Okay."
[Ohno shakes his butt in Jun's face. Jun smacks him.]
"Ow~!"
"Oei, you're weak Ojiichan!"
"I'm old. What do you expect?"
"You're butt is firm for such an old guy though."
"I know, right? Now where's my cane."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[Jun and Ohno laying in bed.]
"Oh~chan."
"Yes?"
"Come closer."
"Aren't I close enough?"
"I want us to be on the same pillow."
"It's not big enough."
"So! Come closer!"
[Jun pulls Ohno's shirt.]
"Uwa~ You're strong when you're mad!"
"Un."
"So, why am I on top of you?"
"I'm cold."
"We have blankets you know."
"You're more mushy, with all the food you eat."
~~~~~~~~~~~~
[Still in bed.]
"Jun."
"Yes?"
"I'm not comfortable."
"Ah. You're never comfortable!"
"But there's a reason this time."
"Which is?"
"You're laying on it."
"It?"
"It."
"Speak properly."
"You know! Itttttttttttt."
"Oh! I was wondering what felt so hard."
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"Oh this is awful!"
"What is it?"
"I burnt some food I was cooking."
"What was it?"
"Beef with broccoli and soya sauce."
"I wanna taste."
"Are you sure?"
"Un."
[Ohno opens his mouth and waits.]
"Here."
[Pause.]
"How is it?"
".....GOOD! Like cajun style."
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I hope you enjoyed. ^-^v
Title: Pedophile
Author: Me!
Pairing: JunxOhno
Rating: PG-13...perhaps?
Summary: I don't really know yet. Wherever my mind takes me. xD
Disclaimer:
Pedophile
[Jun and Ohno in a park together.]
"Ah. It's a nice day."
"Un. But I'm getting kinda hungry."
"Your stomach will grow if you eat again."
"Nah, maybe something else will. Hehe."
"Yeah! Your butt!"
[Jun grabs Ohno's butt.]
[A stranger yells out.]
"Hey! You! What are you doing to that boy?"
"Who? Me?"
"The tall one!"
"Me? What boy?"
"That little blonde one!"
"Eh?"
"Don't treat children that way! It's sick!"
"But he's older than me!"
"Whatever! I'm calling the police!"
[Jun and Ohno run off.]
~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Hahaha!"
"It's not funny Oh~chan!"
"Yes it is!"
"This is so bad. I can't even go out with you!"
"How 'bout I grow some facial hair, maybe that'll help."
"Try."
~~~~~~~~~~~~
[A month later...]
"Ah, it's so hot to have a beard."
"Haha."
[Jun kisses Ohno.]
[A stranger yells out again.]
"Hey!"
"Oh no, not again."
"Hey you gays!"
"Hmm?"
"No one wants to see that! Get a room!"
"Right."
~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Jun. I'm hungry. Feed me please."
"Didn't you eat like 10 minutes ago?"
"It fell."
"Fell where?! Did you clean it!?"
"It fell out the window."
[Pause.]
"Was it that bad?"
"Well, if I didn't like it."
"Good point.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
[Ohno yawns.]
"It's so early to be sleepy."
"Nah, it's my bedtime."
"It's only 5pm."
"After we go at it, it'll be my bedtime."
"You have energy for that but not to watch a movie?"
"Or I could eat again?"
"I'll get undressed."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Wanna play strip poker?"
"Wait a second."
"Okay."
[5 mins later.]
"Okay. I'm ready!"
"What the hell??"
"I know how good you are."
[Ohno has on a hat, scarves, gloves, boots, coat.]
~~~~~~~~~~~~
"It's not fair."
"What?"
"I won 5 times already and you still have on your coat."
"Ah well. I said you were too good."
"I'll get you."
~~~~~~~~~~~~
[Jun wins again. Ohno has to take off his coat.]
"Eh!?!!?"
"What?"
"You're naked under there??"
"It was a surprise."
"uwa~ It must have felt weird."
"It felt like I was superglued to the coat."
"Ewww. You must be all sweaty now!"
"Come lick it."
"Ew. Go shower."
"Aww. You're no fun Jun."
~~~~~~~~~~~~
[Ohno spying on Jun in his sleep and recording it.]
"Oh. Here we have the sleeping beauty. He doesn't know the big, bad, old wolf is filming him."
[Jun turns over.]
"Oh. Sleeping beauty is moody today, as usual. Let's go in for a closer look."
[Ohno zooms in on his face and slowly moves the camera down to his private area.]
"Eh!? He's itchy! Ah, the itchy sleeping beauty is still cute."
[Jun stretches and lays on his back. His legs in a 'v' shape.]
"Oh! My sleeping beauty is almost ripping his boxer shorts with this pose."
[Jun rubs his hands up his body, up to his face.]
"Ah, this is turning into something sensual. Is my sleepy princess awake?"
[Just then..]
"EWWWW! Really gross. Stop picking your nose!"
"Stop filming me Oh~chan. Haha."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"My turn to film Ohno."
[He sneaks into Oh~chan's private-time room.]
[Jun whispering.]
"What the hell?"
"And the princess said to the cowboy. I love you darling! Marry me and let's have 20 kids!"
"He's insane."
[Ohno was sitting inside an empty box.]
"What are you doing Ojiichan?"
"What are you doing in here?!"
"How old are you exactly?"
"Why?"
"'Cause I feel like I'm a pedophile. And a voyeur, all at once."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Dance for me Riida!"
"Really? Okay."
[Ohno shakes his butt in Jun's face. Jun smacks him.]
"Ow~!"
"Oei, you're weak Ojiichan!"
"I'm old. What do you expect?"
"You're butt is firm for such an old guy though."
"I know, right? Now where's my cane."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[Jun and Ohno laying in bed.]
"Oh~chan."
"Yes?"
"Come closer."
"Aren't I close enough?"
"I want us to be on the same pillow."
"It's not big enough."
"So! Come closer!"
[Jun pulls Ohno's shirt.]
"Uwa~ You're strong when you're mad!"
"Un."
"So, why am I on top of you?"
"I'm cold."
"We have blankets you know."
"You're more mushy, with all the food you eat."
~~~~~~~~~~~~
[Still in bed.]
"Jun."
"Yes?"
"I'm not comfortable."
"Ah. You're never comfortable!"
"But there's a reason this time."
"Which is?"
"You're laying on it."
"It?"
"It."
"Speak properly."
"You know! Itttttttttttt."
"Oh! I was wondering what felt so hard."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Oh this is awful!"
"What is it?"
"I burnt some food I was cooking."
"What was it?"
"Beef with broccoli and soya sauce."
"I wanna taste."
"Are you sure?"
"Un."
[Ohno opens his mouth and waits.]
"Here."
[Pause.]
"How is it?"
".....GOOD! Like cajun style."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I hope you enjoyed. ^-^v