WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

[tricksycrackers]

WHAT IN THE NAME OF SPEEDWAGON IS THIS PLACE? AND HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE?

I REMEMBER GOING TO BED AFTER BANGING SUZY Q AND NOW I WAKE UP IN THIS DUMP. NOT COOL MAN, NOT COOL.

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[caesaaaaar]

...It's about time you came back showed up here.

[tricksycrackers]

...

*poke* ARE YOU REAL?

[caesaaaaar]

*smacks his hand* Cut it out, Jojo. Yes, I'm real.

[tricksycrackers]

...I...

YOU...

CAESAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!

[caesaaaaar]

... *kind of winces at the noise* It's good to see you, too, dumbass.

[tricksycrackers]

DUDE LIKE I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD THIS IS TEN KINDS OF AWESOME

*Hard slap in the back* SO HOW'S IT GOING BLONDIE?

[caesaaaaar]

I was bored to tears. There's a lack of actual women in this place and I was stuck in my apartment with nothing to do. *gives up the cool act and hugs him*

[tricksycrackers]

*hugs back* I guess this place might get a little boring without Suzy Q around, if ya know what i mean.

But atleast I've still got you and my uh, son, believe it or not, to hang out with.

[caesaaaaar]

... Leave it to you for the unnecessary innuendo. *grumpy face*

Er...son? I hadn't even heard of that.

[tricksycrackers]

WELL HEY, ATLEAST IT'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT WHEN YOU'RE ALONE AT NIGHT.

YEAH, HIS NAME'S JOSUKE. HE'S PRETTY COOL, HE'S INHERITED ALL OF MY AWESOME, THOUGH MOST OF IT SEEMS TO HAVE GATHERED INSIDE HIS HAIRDO.

[caesaaaaar]

I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT YOU AND SUZY, THANKS.

Oh, I haven't spoken to him. Like I said, I've been busy being a recluse.

[tricksycrackers]

EH, YOUR LOSS.

YEAH YOU SHOULD REALLY GET SOME PEOPLE SKILLS DUDE, LIKE YOU'RE ALL PALE AND SHIT.

[caesaaaaar]

Hey, I still went out to work! And Annasui dragged me out for drinks a few times.

[tricksycrackers]

ANNASUI? YOU MEAN THE TRANNY? I HOPE YOU REALISED HE WAS A GUY BEFORE IT WAS TOO LATE.

[caesaaaaar]

He's a friend. So yes, I knew. It's sort of obvious.