WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

[tricksycrackers]

WHAT IN THE NAME OF SPEEDWAGON IS THIS PLACE? AND HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE?

I REMEMBER GOING TO BED AFTER BANGING SUZY Q AND NOW I WAKE UP IN THIS DUMP. NOT COOL MAN, NOT COOL.

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[manliest_trap]

Well, well. Another guy who thinks he's a big man.

Want some tequila, big man?

[tricksycrackers]

DAMN RIGHT I'M A BIG MAN, SWEETIE. MY MEAT PILLAR IS THE BIGGEST OF THEM ALL!

SURE THANG, GIMME GIMME GIMME!

[manliest_trap]

My, my, is this a meat pillar contest, now?

[tricksycrackers]

THERE IS NO CONTEST.

I WIN BY DEFAULT.

BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME.

[ker_az_diamond]

Damn, you are one noisy mother fucker.

[ooc:LOL *shot*]

[tricksycrackers]

WELL, I HAVE TO MAKE PEOPLE AWARE OF MY ILLUSTRIOUS PRESENCE, YA KNOW? ELSE THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO HANDLE ALL THE PURE AWESOMENESS I RADIATE.

[ker_az_diamond]

I'm sure they can all notice you without yelling loud enough for the people next town over to hear =_=.

[tricksycrackers]

WELL, YOU HAVE A POINT, BUT EVEN FOR SOME JUST SEEING ME FROM AFAR IS TOO MUCH FOR THEM TO HANDLE UNPREPARED, SO AT LEAST IF THEY CAN HEAR ME BEFOREHAND THEY CAN BRACE THEMSELVES FOR THE INCOMING AWESOME. I MEAN WITH HAIR LIKE YOURS YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT KID?

[caesaaaaar]

...It's about time you came back showed up here.

[tricksycrackers]

...

*poke* ARE YOU REAL?

[caesaaaaar]

*smacks his hand* Cut it out, Jojo. Yes, I'm real.

[tricksycrackers]

...I...

YOU...

CAESAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!

[i_liek_cherries]

Joestar-san...?

[tricksycrackers]

THAT'S ME! DO I KNOW YOU THOUGH?

[i_liek_cherries]

When you're older...Much older.

[tricksycrackers]

WHOA, MORE TIME PARADOX PEOPLE. THIS PLACE IS SO FREAKING WEIRD. YOU A FRIEND OF MY SON OR SOMETHING?

[foolishdog]

Yo, you want to turn down the loudness level, Gramps? You're all the way to eleven!

[tricksycrackers]

HOLY SHIT A TALKING DOG!

[foolishdog]

Ok, from now on I'm charging fifty bucks to anyone who says that.

Yes, I can talk, kick ass, and I know you in the future. You kinda mellowed out a bit. Or at least you don't shout as much.