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Lalalalala, Loki's checklist for the day looks something like:

1. Bring down the Internet.
   
2. and the large telecomm networks.
   
3. and a few small third world countries
   
4. publish stupid cartoons of Mohammed in order to incite mas-....wait, already been done.
   
5. Return crown jewels. To a ranch in Crawford, TX.
   
6. Get butterflies all over the world to start flapping ( Read more... )

Well, Apollo had suggested Loki find something naughty to do. So, well, it wasn't his fault the first thing that came to mind was something involving making life more interesting for the Sun God himself. And really, Apollo ought to keep better track of his possessions ( Read more... )