Dum dee dum dee dum

[triciaseow]

I dig out the tie and cuff links box set I got for my dad in Hanoi.
I realise that the stupid box has fallen apart and needs to be superglued together.
I get the superglue.
I uncap it.
I press too hard.

I get superglue  
on both my thumbs,
on both my index fingers,
on my right palm,
on my middle finger.
I curse a bit.
I slap my thigh in a rage.
My right palm sticks to my right thigh a little.

I hobble to the room and get out my nail polish remover.
I unglue my hand from my thigh.
I slowly remove the glue from my skin.
I wash my skin with soap and water.
I apply more nail polish remover.
I remove more glue from my skin.
I wash my skin with more soap and water.
I am bored.

My hands are rough from the remaining superglue that
I am too fed up to wash off.
My hands smell of nail polish remover.

I hate superglue.
I think I'll have some cake.