Striptease
A friend of mine was just in the Midwest, on business. His client asks my friend to take him to a nearby strip club.
It's not what my friend wanted, but he must entertain his client. My friend starts chatting with one of the strippers.
"I'm not like the other girls here," she says. "I'm actually a senior at ______ University, and I'm earning cash to start nursing school next year, in Chicago."
"Oh...really???" exclaims my friend. "Could it be ____ University Nursing School?"
"YEAH!" yells the stripper, her eyes popping out. "How did you ever guess?"
"I have a friend who went there," says my friend, referring to ME.
"Wow," I tell my friend. "I knew my classmates there were smart and talented, but maintaining the body of a stripper AND being a straight-A student deserve major applause! I wonder if she put this on her nursing school application."
It's not what my friend wanted, but he must entertain his client. My friend starts chatting with one of the strippers.
"I'm not like the other girls here," she says. "I'm actually a senior at ______ University, and I'm earning cash to start nursing school next year, in Chicago."
"Oh...really???" exclaims my friend. "Could it be ____ University Nursing School?"
"YEAH!" yells the stripper, her eyes popping out. "How did you ever guess?"
"I have a friend who went there," says my friend, referring to ME.
"Wow," I tell my friend. "I knew my classmates there were smart and talented, but maintaining the body of a stripper AND being a straight-A student deserve major applause! I wonder if she put this on her nursing school application."