Electrical Diagnostics: Retard Style...
A cut out from the forum i regularly visit and post on!.
Originally Posted by fizbin
sorry about my lack of perence last night! but on the bright side we found out what Little reds problem was. seems to be that from some reason the main plug to the CPU needs to be connected? dont know why... anyways leaving work at 4pm tonight to take her for a run to put som charge in the battery as it is dead now! dont ask me why Cycletreads needed to unplug the CPU to start with but hey... SHE LIVES
Originally Posted by Badger
Electrical Diagnostics: Retard Style...
Badger arrives at Fizbin's work. Phones Fizbin, he answers...
F: "Yello"
B: "Cockwallet!"
F: "Douchenozzle!"
B: "Where the hell's your bike?"
Fizbin opens workshop doors and badger pulls inside, parks up bike.
Weave through production workshop, find big red parked next to a line of drill presses with jumper leads sitting atop her.
B: "So what's wrong with her?"
F: "She's poked"
B: "Yeah, but what's wrong with her?"
F: "She wont start"
B: "Yeah, but like how... Like... or like..." *ensue range of stupid engine noises*
F: "Nah, just nothing. But then i waggled the thing and it worked for a bit, then it started for a second and then died"
Fizbin wiggles battery to see if he can do it again. Pulls some random wire off the neg terminal by mistake
F: "Oh yeah, and that keeps coming unplugged" *reassembles plug*
B: "Giz a go..."
*Badger wiggles battery*
"eeeeeeurrrrrrr... (the sound of fuel injection coming to life)
B: "What the hell??? i didnt touch anything!!!"
*Badger has a closer look, taps random plug thingie, big red lights up again*
B: "There ya go, that bits shorting out"
*Fizbin pushes plug in hard, it clicks into place and big reds dash lights up*
F: "OH SON OF A BITCH!!!"
Battery is too flat to start it, cant be arsed jumping it.
Stand around and talk shit for half an hour
Fizbin steals the work ute to get home. Badger gets back on the bike and sods off home...
THAT'S HOW THE PRO'S DO IT!!!
Originally Posted by fizbin
sorry about my lack of perence last night! but on the bright side we found out what Little reds problem was. seems to be that from some reason the main plug to the CPU needs to be connected? dont know why... anyways leaving work at 4pm tonight to take her for a run to put som charge in the battery as it is dead now! dont ask me why Cycletreads needed to unplug the CPU to start with but hey... SHE LIVES
Originally Posted by Badger
Electrical Diagnostics: Retard Style...
Badger arrives at Fizbin's work. Phones Fizbin, he answers...
F: "Yello"
B: "Cockwallet!"
F: "Douchenozzle!"
B: "Where the hell's your bike?"
Fizbin opens workshop doors and badger pulls inside, parks up bike.
Weave through production workshop, find big red parked next to a line of drill presses with jumper leads sitting atop her.
B: "So what's wrong with her?"
F: "She's poked"
B: "Yeah, but what's wrong with her?"
F: "She wont start"
B: "Yeah, but like how... Like... or like..." *ensue range of stupid engine noises*
F: "Nah, just nothing. But then i waggled the thing and it worked for a bit, then it started for a second and then died"
Fizbin wiggles battery to see if he can do it again. Pulls some random wire off the neg terminal by mistake
F: "Oh yeah, and that keeps coming unplugged" *reassembles plug*
B: "Giz a go..."
*Badger wiggles battery*
"eeeeeeurrrrrrr... (the sound of fuel injection coming to life)
B: "What the hell??? i didnt touch anything!!!"
*Badger has a closer look, taps random plug thingie, big red lights up again*
B: "There ya go, that bits shorting out"
*Fizbin pushes plug in hard, it clicks into place and big reds dash lights up*
F: "OH SON OF A BITCH!!!"
Battery is too flat to start it, cant be arsed jumping it.
Stand around and talk shit for half an hour
Fizbin steals the work ute to get home. Badger gets back on the bike and sods off home...
THAT'S HOW THE PRO'S DO IT!!!