Recent newlyweds are slitting their matrimonial wrists because they didn't wait til today, 07/07/07, to get married.

Happily, a co-worker was forward-thinking enough to snag the 'most wedding-heavy day in American history.'  And it was the first wedding I've ever been to that required an intermission.

First off, he's Italian (and apparently a bit ( Read more... )

First off, this morning, I woke up, staggered into the kitchen, poured water into the coffee machine, loaded the coffee, took a shower, shaved, brushed my teeth, dried my hair, and returned to the kitchen for coffee. Discovered that I'd forgotten to put the pot back where it belongs, and that the machine had continued pissing out coffee all the ( Read more... )

First off, let me say that this might be the most racist post I've ever done, and that yes, I appreciate the irony of this also being MLK Day. I'd like to point out that Joseph is of ambiguous Bronx descent--so far as I can tell, he's got the blood of a lot of cultures in him, so can be just as nasty as he wants about different races. And that I'm ( Read more... )

It's ugly right now, but tonite's the last nite for the asshole bar below us :-)... They're to be shut down at 12 AM ( Read more... )