Why the Oompa Loompas would be hauling me off...

[tremereunliving]

Ahh yes, onlu hours to the new adaptation of my beloved "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"...

...and I wonder, what venal, shameful quality of yours would end up getting you sent up the chocolate river?

Me: my forked tongue. I'm sure I'd end up paying for all my acid remarks.

Yours?

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I have a perfect puzzle for you…

[publix120]

It will be my shyness: I’m always afraid to speak up and to voice my opinion. Sometimes it is easier just to be quiet.

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

Why do you go and act like a mouse?
Acting that way you won’t find a spouse.
Try speaking up and giving your thoughts.
Was all that physical therapy all for not?

Your quietness is a crutch.

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not timid, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

Re: I have a perfect puzzle for you…

[tremereunliving]

shyness is nice, but
shyness can stop you
from doing all the things in life
that you'd like to.

-the smiths, "ask"

and i find it ironic 'cos whoever that girl is out there is gonna be really lucky.