Why the Oompa Loompas would be hauling me off...

[tremereunliving]

Ahh yes, onlu hours to the new adaptation of my beloved "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"...

...and I wonder, what venal, shameful quality of yours would end up getting you sent up the chocolate river?

Me: my forked tongue. I'm sure I'd end up paying for all my acid remarks.

Yours?