Tonia looked over at him before taking another drink from her coffee mug. "Hmm. It depends. Silliest non-physical fight would have to be between my fearless Captain and the ship's CMO. She was running away from her physical and he was threatening to hypo her into the next light year," she said with a snort. "As for physical fight, that would have to be when I broke up two Ensigns, who were fighting over a plant because they thought it would give them...special powers."
Tilting her head, she raised an eyebrow. "How about you?" she asked.
As she tells him that, he finds himself snorting in amusement and puts down his own coffee before he ends up spilling it on himself. "Okay, don't think I've ever had to break up my captain and CMO like that," he said, shaking his head. "And special powers is pretty good. I'd have to say my silliest fight were two yeomen. One claimed that the other stole her panties for an officer. Turned out she'd 'accidentally' left them there herself."
"Ah, the ol' underwear fight," Tonia said with a laugh. It always amused her when the fights were over who was dating who or who was fucking who. It reminded her of high school, which made it even more amusing. "I think most of my on-board fights happen because people are jealous or they think the other person is stealing their significant other away."
"It's kind of amazing how many of those fights there end up being, especially when the ship's been out in space for a while. You think that Starfleet officers would be mature, but apparently, not so much." He picks up his coffee again and takes a drink. "I got to say, though, sounds like your captain and CMO are quite a pair."
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Tilting her head, she raised an eyebrow. "How about you?" she asked.
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