Super Robot Taisen: Original Generation 2
Me: Gee, this game's a lot tougher than OG1. I'm up to Scenario 15 and already the game is as hard as the latter scenarios of OG1.
Game: You must defeat 15 grunts within 4 turns to get the Battle Mastery for this scenario! You can do it with just three units and a battleship, right?
Me: Yeah, but Gilliam and Viletta kick ass even inside grunt mechas, and Lune has a kickass super robot.
Game: Here I com---OH GOD
Me: Ha ha! Eat Cross Smasher, you weaklings! Take that! Firing Neutron Beam! GRAVITY CANNON!!!
Game: Congrats! You achieved the Battle Mastery!
Me: Hoorey! I took a bit of a beating, but it worked out in the end.
Game: But wait, there's more!
Vigagi: Hello! We are the Civilization Inspectors! We're aliens. We also have awesome customized super robots that can kick your ass, and look way cooler while doing it.
Aguija: I'm Sikalog's fuck-toy.
Sikalog: ...
Mekibos: I'm the leader.
Vigagi: Who made you leader? I'm the leader.
Aguija: Fuck you. Sikalog is our real leader.
Sikalog: ...
Aguija: See? He agrees.
Mekibos: Whatever. Let's just shoot at stuff until it blows up. *destroys a fleet of battleships* That was fun. Guess who's next?
Me: ....what?
Inspectors: PREPARED TO BE REAMED
Me: OH GOD NOOOO RETREAT RETREAT RETREAT
Game: You must defeat 15 grunts within 4 turns to get the Battle Mastery for this scenario! You can do it with just three units and a battleship, right?
Me: Yeah, but Gilliam and Viletta kick ass even inside grunt mechas, and Lune has a kickass super robot.
Game: Here I com---OH GOD
Me: Ha ha! Eat Cross Smasher, you weaklings! Take that! Firing Neutron Beam! GRAVITY CANNON!!!
Game: Congrats! You achieved the Battle Mastery!
Me: Hoorey! I took a bit of a beating, but it worked out in the end.
Game: But wait, there's more!
Vigagi: Hello! We are the Civilization Inspectors! We're aliens. We also have awesome customized super robots that can kick your ass, and look way cooler while doing it.
Aguija: I'm Sikalog's fuck-toy.
Sikalog: ...
Mekibos: I'm the leader.
Vigagi: Who made you leader? I'm the leader.
Aguija: Fuck you. Sikalog is our real leader.
Sikalog: ...
Aguija: See? He agrees.
Mekibos: Whatever. Let's just shoot at stuff until it blows up. *destroys a fleet of battleships* That was fun. Guess who's next?
Me: ....what?
Inspectors: PREPARED TO BE REAMED
Me: OH GOD NOOOO RETREAT RETREAT RETREAT