The Seventh One

[treg]

I am a chick magnet. Everywhere I go, I hear a rumor about some girl that wants to jump my nuts. I must have some gene that is attracting these girls. Unfortunately, whatever "chick-magnet" gene I have is either not working properly, or else it is programmed to only attract very ugly girls. Now, I'm sure they have nice personalities and all, but I just don't think I could get it up for what in many cases appears to be some sort of nuclear accident. What I want to know is why I only hear about the nasties. I mean, attractiveness should be fairly consistent from person to person. That's why there are models who all have similar characteristics. So it seems as if there should be a couple hot girls who I hear about wanting to raise my flag and polish the pole. Unfortunately, only unattractive girls have guts, because they need them. Certainly nobody is chasing THEM, so they must chase other people, whereas attractive girls are approached all the time, and thus never learn to actually let out when they want my gargantuan throbbing muscle of love all up INSIDE their business! (business means vagina) I'm tired of only having to choose between Hugenose and Horseteeth. If you are hot, and you want some lovin', grow some balls and let me know. I know I'M not going to be asking YOU... Rejection hurts...

P.S. If you actually grow balls, please do not approach me, as the rest of you may still be hot, and I don't wanna find out about the nut sac too late...