Things I Say at Rock Concerts
The following are all actual, all in total seriousness things I said to my brother at the Gaslight Anthem concert last night.
-"I'm really afraid the lead singer [of the opening band] is going to tear his rotator cuff, flailing around like that! Also, how does he do those air split jump things with those silly tight pants on?"
-"It's 9:40 and they still haven't gone on yet. Don't they know it's almost my bedtime?"
-'Remember like, five years ago when we were the only ones who'd ever heard of this band? Why are there so many people here now?"
-"Crowd surfing is so dumb. Why do people keep doing it even though they just get carried out by the security guards?"
But seriously. Who has a concert on a Monday night?
It's a wonder anyone ever takes me anywhere cool anymore.
-"I'm really afraid the lead singer [of the opening band] is going to tear his rotator cuff, flailing around like that! Also, how does he do those air split jump things with those silly tight pants on?"
-"It's 9:40 and they still haven't gone on yet. Don't they know it's almost my bedtime?"
-'Remember like, five years ago when we were the only ones who'd ever heard of this band? Why are there so many people here now?"
-"Crowd surfing is so dumb. Why do people keep doing it even though they just get carried out by the security guards?"
But seriously. Who has a concert on a Monday night?
It's a wonder anyone ever takes me anywhere cool anymore.