Sorry if I have already posted this one.  I just am clearing out my inbox and thought it was pretty funny.

The Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where
a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! ( Read more... )

Semper Fi!

Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams, and a tough old U.S. Marine
Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq.  The leader of the terrorists
told them he'd grant each of them one last request before they were beheaded
and dragged naked through the streets.

Katie Couric said, 'Well, I'm a Southerner, so I'd like one last plate of
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I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" Rock, leaving it immobile? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly ( Read more... )