I may add details to this later, but here's the short version.

First off, let me assure you that I eventually ate

turkey, dressing, veggies and pumpkin pie.

Before that, I:

1. Managed to -briefly- ignite one hot dish glove on the electric heating element in the oven when putting the turkey pan in.

2.  Spilled soil and plant water all over the stove, ( Read more... )